“we said it MAY help your immune system. it MAY do a lot of things. we don’t know. some of us have a can do attitude and like to think there are possibilities but i guess that just makes us the worst guy ever. anyway no you cant have your 2 bucks back”

will the “40+ woman” shot turn me into a milf, this is important

Pretty sure this would be completely illegal in europe, definite is in the UK where advertising standards would not allow a product to pretend to be medical.

When I worked at whole foods (lol) they'd have a lot of products like this, though less blatant and more woo type shit. Had a co-worker swear it prevented her from getting COVID because all of the ginger "cleaned her cells"

We ain't making it, dawg

The word "May" is doing so much heavy lifting on that sentence

That's the same exact same bottle poppers come in (Which are potentially lethal if you drink the liquid instead on huffing the fumes through your nose so don't do the former)

it was very depressing over 2020-2021 when i had to watch people go down the health woo pipeline
having too little vitamin c makes your immune system worse → the more vitamin c you have the better your immune system → enough vitamin c will make you immune to covid
people who prey on that kind of thing should be redacted

Well it says it may help so there's a chance.

I mean, drinking piss may help reinforce your immune system so why aren't we doing that too?

looking forward to the supreme court ruling that says they meet school vaccination requirements

any reasonable regulatory environment would treat that as a claim of medical efficacy that they should be required to prove with solid medical studies, but instead they can just put whatever in those bottles and no one even checks if there's lead in there.