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You have a button in front of you. It will make you and your loved ones happy forever and bring world peace, but there's a catch. It makes your legal name Rupert. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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(if its already your name thats cheating)

Do you press it?

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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Hi, I'm Rupert!

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

I can live with that

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago

I'll press it three times and be Rupert R. Rupert

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

¿Can be "Ruperto"? Like, in spanish. (Alfred, Alfredo; Albert, Alberto; and so on)

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Rupert Rupertingdington The Fifth, Lord of RupertLand, and Bringer of World Rupert...my friends call me Ru.

[-] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

That's not a button rupert you dumb shit, it's a fucking monkey paw hidden under a button.

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, but I’ll go by my middle name

[-] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Do I get a top hat and monocle?

this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2026
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