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[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 118 points 2 months ago

I had a first edition bible signed by everyone except Paul, that asshole. Flipped it for a cool $50 in a garage sale though.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 51 points 2 months ago

I'd have paid at least $55 for Ringos signature alone.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Ringo 4:15

He who is the second best drummer in the Beatles still makes a shit load of money.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 2 months ago

But you hung on to Methuselah's rookie card, right?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

I had the foil Lazarus from the Bethany Trio, but couldn't ever find a Mary or Martha to complete the set. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Once, I thought I pulled Jesus Blessing His Descilples at Bethany, but when I looked again it was just the disciples. 🤷‍♂️

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, if I were one of the only twelve white dudes in the Jerusalem area at the time, I'd probably hang out with the other ones as often as possible. Maybe even a prostitute, who knows? It had to've been wild.

[-] coriza@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

After seeing a compilation video of Philomena Cunk telling stories or her mate Paul now every time I see that name in my mind I read "my mate Paul" with her voice.

[-] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 69 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know this totally makes me "that guy", but it could very well be a signed first edition of a specific translation of the Iliad.

I don't think I know anyone who cares that much about a translator's signature, but who knows?

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 38 points 2 months ago

Nerds do. I wouldn’t mind a signed copy of Tolkien’s Beowulf.

That reminds me. A friend of mine translated a German Longsword fighting manual. I need to get her to sign my copy.

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

About twenty years ago, I've read a hilarious rant by a translator of 'Dune', included with the translation itself. The dude complained that some lazy translators don't account for the fact that English-speaking countries were deeply religious for millennia, and authors could rely on readers' familiarity with the Bible — while translators in my language are generally less versed in it. He recounted that someone managed to translate the words 'Mosaic law' as 'law of mosaic', i.e. the art form, instead of 'law of Moses'. I don't remember the translator's name (edit: found it in my notes: Pavel Vyaznikov), but his words are etched in my memory, and I wouldn't mind reading more of his opinions. They're also the reason why I myself at least tried reading the Bible.

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Is it available online? Never know when I might need to know how to use a German longsword.

[-] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Meyer, 1570

I don’t know how much I’m allowed to spam links, but someone else asked where to find it and I shared a link to it there.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Iliad is actually a great example for this, because the recent translation of it by Emily Wilson received a lot of praise, and I know a few people who work in that field and would of be extatic to have a signed copy of it.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago

I'm sure the Jlo slop vehicle meant this

[-] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, I know that's not what they were going for but... like I said, "that guy".

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Hit that Pope translation. Heroic couplets ftw.

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well, I am due for a re-read. Thanks for the suggestion!

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It is a great tight translation to the text. Pope uses the Roman names for most of the characters which I find a turn off. But Pope's translation is really tight considering his iambic AA BB CC limitations. It is really an amazing work of English.

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 2 months ago

Well that would be an amazing gift, now wouldn't it.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Totally worth the multimillion dollar facility you'd have to build around it to keep it from disintegrating.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Buy a copy of the Illiad and get Dan Castellaneta to sign it.

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 months ago

I bet people have done that before, and I bet he loves it.

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Signed by Homer J Simpson even

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Oh wow, that really is a first edition! All the later ones were signed: Homer Jay Simpson

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 months ago

I have a signed first edition of The Epic of Gilgamesh

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

I have this signed first edition complaint about poor quality copper

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 month ago

Signed in cuneiform, no doubt ?

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Nothing compared to my signed first edition Necronomicon.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Ia, Shub Niggurath!

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

That sounds remarkably like a shitpost the writer put in to see if the audience or actors were paying attention.

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

I've never seen the movie myself, but from what I understand there isn't any dialogue saying it's the Illiad. He gives her a book and she says it's a signed first edition without either acknowledging what book it is, but you can tell from the cover. My guess is the props department just gave them a random book without considering the book they gave them doesn't make sense in context.

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

A lot of hollywood writers and especially script doctors aren't really well versed in literature or ancient world classics, it's not germane to the form they produce. I know a hollywood writer and he certainly didn't graduate with an MA in English.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Those writers probably wouldn't have referenced The Iliad then. This was either a writer's joke or the script just had [insert prop book] in the script and The Iliad was what was handy.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

And who doesn't have a copy of The Iliad handy at any moment?

[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Homer practiced oral history, written 1st ed would've been someone else, Plato perhaps

[-] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Was it a 9.4 or higher, cause otherwise, it's trash.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago
[-] alci@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

That guy, Vrain-Lucas ,found a lot of such rarities https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Vrain-Lucas

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Why would you waste your time courting Jolo Airport in Manila? You know you aren't the only one seeing them, you know you aren't even the one seeing them that day. waste of time.

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

yea I have the original papyrus paper depicting tales of the egyptian God's signed by the dude himself

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