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[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago

Aerosolized MDMA & Oxytocin = Love Gas

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago

Aerosolized DPH & Speed = Fear/Terror gas

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Found Scarecrow's Lemmy account

Dr. Crane isn’t here right now, but if you’d like to make an appointment…

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago

Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

Inhale some powderized stimulants and it’ll probably do the trick.

(This is a joke, please do drugs responsibly)

[-] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That moment when you realise the 'smelling salts' folk used to use in Victorian- and Edwardian-era England to stimulate the senses and/or revive a fainted person.. Was often ammonia

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

Bro my roommate once got some smelling salts from his work. No wonder that wakes you up, sniffing it legitimately feels like razor blades in your nose

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah it just activates the body’s flight response.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

i'd pretend to be your roommate but i feel like this is not a unique experience. i took a whiff from about six inches away and wanted to punch whoever gave me the idea to do that (me)

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

You can vaporize some stimulants like methamphetamine and crack cocaine. They will motivate you at low doses. At higher doses, they will mainly motivate you to do more drugs.

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 4 days ago

They'd start gassing people in workplaces

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Caffeine inhalers are a thing.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

It's called Adderall.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

wonder woman please we have been telling you your septic is clogged. please use the portable bat-loo

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago

Anger gas is a terrifying idea. Horny gas??? Also a interesting option

[-] new_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Horny gas is such a interesting option that it may or may not have been studied

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

At this point I'm certain that literally everything you could potentially think of as a weapon has been at least researched by the US military

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[-] brap@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

It’s all fun and games until someone deploys the ANGER GAS.

[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Anger gas is what they used as a plot device in The Kingsmen.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 4 days ago

To be fair I would also fly into a murderous rage if an entire church full of people had their phones playing siren sounds at max volume and did nothing about it

If you aerosolized corticosteroids and stimulants, you’d probably get a pretty effective “anger gas”

Adding PCP would likely help too

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[-] Arctic_monkey@leminal.space 11 points 4 days ago

I've got some surprise gas, just pull my finger...

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 12 points 4 days ago
[-] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago

Meh, can't be bothered to look it up.

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago

Mad Gas would basically just be farts I suppose.

I'm pretty sure chemical weapons are fear gas.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 4 days ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

If you have dick gas for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor

[-] CorpoCorpse@midwest.social 6 points 4 days ago

SyFy's Alice had this, still one of my favorite movies (2pt special like IT)

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

🤩 please send me this gas 🤩

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

My farts are angry gas. If I rip one in your face, you will immediately be pissed.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

This Stanislaw Lem novel is about a Conference that gets hit with LTN gas (Love Thy Neighbor) and oddly specific hallucinogens as an opening move in a global power struggle

Must. Read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Futurological_Congress

[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

that gas station emoji gas got me fent leaning in my grandmas walk-in-closet

[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Disgust gas is a fart.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Embarrassed gas is just farts. As is disgust gas.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

you need more practice. that should be pride

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Depends upon if you are the producer or the consumer.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

i dunno my cat let out the nastiest fart at my wife the other day. i was so impressed (that she aimed it properly, also the smell)

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