That ain't no moon!

That price is obscene. That would be £100-150K where I live. It's this some southern thing?

Hot damn, I'm in the UK I'm paying what converts to $265 to power and heat a 2 bed bungalow.

Cat*

The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a "pervert" and a "freak" and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.

Now I don't like the Cybertruck, and I certainly don't like what is no doubt on the roof, but that colour really works on that for me. Just ditch the 01 too.

Porn passport = Wanking license

I'm not from the US so my biggest surprise here is that you don't get separate hoses for each grade.

Yep, I didn't buy that RAM to sit being unused.

Oh shit I'm in this picture lol

Laser is an acronym and doesn’t have a god damned Z in it.

Maybe this is a little European, but just cancel the Direct Debit or block the recurring payment with your bank?