Yeah you can have accounts on it but a little different to usual. You launch a game from the home screen then decide who is launching it. For the most part it's then separate games - however Animal Crossing has one main game then the other accounts on the device simply access the same island like playing multiplayer - but in turns. It's fucking weird.

You just don't get the same sense of despair if you don't watch it live.

My Mazda had a nice combination of touch screen which disabled itself when the vehicle was in motion and you could then use the rotary control instead. Was really nice and intuitive with entirely separate AC, heated seats etc controls.

The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a "pervert" and a "freak" and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.

Now I don't like the Cybertruck, and I certainly don't like what is no doubt on the roof, but that colour really works on that for me. Just ditch the 01 too.

Porn passport = Wanking license

I'm not from the US so my biggest surprise here is that you don't get separate hoses for each grade.

Yep, I didn't buy that RAM to sit being unused.

As soon as Apollo stopped working that was it.

Oh shit I'm in this picture lol

Laser is an acronym and doesn’t have a god damned Z in it.

Maybe this is a little European, but just cancel the Direct Debit or block the recurring payment with your bank?