Please @Dessalines, I bet all my savings... (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by NotMushroomForDebate@lemmygrad.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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My wife looked through our bank statements and found out. The kids are crying, wife is trying to finalise divorce proceedings by the end of the month, and my brother keeps asking about the money he gave me for a "safe investment".

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[-] MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago

by the way , in poland polymarket is considered an unlicensed gambling site by the ministry of finance :)

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Insanely fucking rare Poland W

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 11 points 3 months ago

Please don't use these betting sites...non of this is regulated and insider trading is running rampant.

[-] NotMushroomForDebate@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago

I know, I was trying to get in on the insider trading, but @dessalines@lemmy.ml won't help me out :(

[-] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Context?

[-] GobberingGoblin@reddthat.com 14 points 3 months ago

This is a screenshot from a betting site, where you can bet on almost any event happening.

[-] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

How does that even work? Sounds like a legal nightmare. Is it full of scams & insider knowledge/event manipulation, and if not, how?

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Yes.

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

Welcome to hell world.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Don't gamble

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