The last thing I watched was "Don't Look Up", which means I'm an astronomer, which is certainly a career I'd enjoy. Well, ignoring all the stuff that happens after the start of the movie, I suppose.

So, a park groundskeeper? Okay, that doesn't sound too bad.

Alien.

I can be happy as an orange tomcat in space.

I kick ass for the lord

Seriously flawed Sheriff in Wyoming, honestly I could think of worse fates.

I slay titans but also I am one.

Cadet in the Starfleet

I'll take it.

I'm now a predator. Not sure what kind of work they do when they dont visit backwards planets and hunt monkeys with laser cannons for sport, but I guess that's what I'm doing.

Currently watching Bohemian Rhapsody.... I am the greatest front man who ever lived.

I just watched the Tuvix episode of Voyager. Looks like I'm going through the transporter in the morning.

Who's considered the main character in SNL? Bcz that's the last show I watched.

I watched Adventure Time.

I've startend rewatching X-Files. So that's going to be interesting. Do I get to do the exact same things (investigate paranormal cases) or would I be a regular FBI agent?

Better get my ass to Mordor and chuck this ol ring into a volcano.

I'm a German Shepard travelling from town to town helping people and saving lives, just to receive a thank you and move onto the next place that needs me.

Because maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on.

I'm an architect

A Nurse in a shitty New York hospital...

Fuck.

I get to kill Kaiju by turning into one?

Retired lieutenant-colonel, engineer, and TV presenter.

An autistic ER surgeon. Even in meme-fantasy world, I can’t escape my neurodivergence.

Spy, but I now have an adopted daughter and a sham marriage to maintain my cover. Also: I keep getting that sinking feeling...

Detective Seargant - from Endeavour, excellent European TV series

Assassin. Neat.

There are shockingly few new recruits to Starfleet here...

I am a Kazakh reporter in America.

I'm an astronaut lost in space with a crew of aliens and Muppets.