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[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 12 points 3 hours ago

I would never leave any clues like that which could be used to lead police to the person who cut their brake lines.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Cut all the letters from magazines?

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 5 points 3 hours ago

No condom. I'd sub the "please don't reproduce" with "I'm glad people like you don't reproduce" or something like this. To add injury.

Things either get me mad enough that I lose my composure or not nearly enough for me to do anything. Bad parking I don't care much but other things will push me into breaking shit, I just can't think of anything right now. 🤷

[-] Bassman27@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

You know this condom is safe to use and hasn’t been tampered with

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 1 points 48 minutes ago

Hmm, how do you get itching powder (or worse) into a condom?

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 hours ago

Totally situation dependent. For someone slightly over the line in a parking lot, uncalled for. For someone blocking my driveway or in a hypothetical parking spot I pay money for, finding a free condom and not a tow notice is pretty polite.

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 1 points 49 minutes ago

Granted. What about completely taking two spots in a busy supermarket lot with some big ass POS ? Parking sideways in same using four ? (somewhere between, depending on the day, is my personal threshold for this).

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago

Maybe if my handwriting was that nice I would feel less embarrassed to leave petty insult letters

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 1 hour ago

This handwriting is nice ?

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah I like it

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

I have left a sketched map to the disabled parks.

this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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