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[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 days ago

“Published: September 13, 2022”

le sigh

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

That was 4 years ago, the last one is practically an adult, he needs a new one.

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