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Rock the boat (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 year ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 1 year ago

Somehow through the years this joke evolved from not being able to find the g-spot to not being able to find the clitoris. It doesn't really make sense because the clitoris is right there and in no way hidden.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I know right? It's hard to miss, it's right there on... the elbow?

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I’ve never understood how this is joked about as being difficult. It’s right at the top. I think in many cases it’s a comment on how they don’t bother or understand that’s what they’re supposed to do.

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Word got out that women don't get orgasms through the g spot, so then it became all about the clit-hype.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

And to drive home how pathetic knowledge of women's anatomy (and sex ed in general) are, those are still more than likely the same organ, just extended internally.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

It's wearing a hoodie, though.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think kids today have a lot more exposure and information about female anatomy. When I was growing up you had to "find your way" so to speak. It doesn't help that Sex Ed in a lot of states is terrible.

[-] lmaydev@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

It's in the fucking middle and the top. What's wrong with people.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

A lack of sex education including consent and pleasure does that to people.

The actual joke is that you can't find what you aren't looking for.

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

People always condemn porn for teaching guys bad habits or incorrect sexuality. I dunno. I pretty much learned everything I know from pino, and then followed it up by asking the girl if I was doing it right. You ever watch porn? They show you where that shit is.

[-] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It all depends on the kind of porn and how smart the watcher is. Idiots who think porn is real life will definitely learn the wrong things and hurt someone.

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Pro tip: it’s not in the butt

[-] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

You just didn't search deep enough

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wait until you find someone who does keep a spare clit in there.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It's not hard, and if you use your word-noises and communicate with the person who is being so kind as to let you search for it, she will probably help you and may even go so far as to tell you how she wants it touched. Finding it is just half the fun.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

You don't even need to know exactly, soon as you start doing something she likes, just keep doing that consistently, until she starts grinding on you, then you gotta keep up with her pace.

[-] WhisperingEye@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm not young but I have never found it. Is that why I'm divorced? Bonus info I have been married for 20 years

[-] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Dear god, if that’s true just look at biology book

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago

I don't think there's ever been much of a mystery about the location of the clitoris. Its existence is what some guys may struggle with.

[-] Jeanschyso@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

WTF? They taught us in s hook with very detailed illustrations and diagrams. We also were warned about what not to do to a clitoris, of course.

Did they stop teaching teenagers how not to hurt each other?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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