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[-] Pistcow@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget your poop buddy!

[-] Zkuld@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Modern toilet lobbies have pushed for antisocial pooping for long enough!

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago

Um ok I would suggest removing the underwear in the second image but honestly I don't know anything about being a sailor or life in a ship

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

So is the buddy optional or do you just shit yourself while holding hands with your new bestie on the edge of the ship

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago

I imagine it's like when a dog looks you in the eye for emotional support while taking a shit.

[-] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

The latter, it's not gay (unless...)

[-] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

It isn't.

It would only become gay if the buddy offered to be shat on, but that can't happen on the ship.

Why?

If the ship has no functioning toilets (otherwise why shit like this), chances are it never even had a working shower.

The higher-ups would be livid.

Truly a anti-gay ship.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

I think the 'Avoid direct eye contact while your ass is in the wind' step is also missing

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

You reckon maybe it's optional? Or maybe sailors assert dominance that way. Like I said, it's a mystery to me

[-] plantfeest@mastodon.social 0 points 3 weeks ago

@Mothra @The_Che_Banana also, who has the TP? And when to wipe?

Honestly this raises more questions than it answers

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I presumed being a sailor means you can aim for the waves to wash you? No need for TP. I might be wrong. But also I'm still confused since all this is happening with underwear on

[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bro is going through all that just to still crap his underpants

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