I too have eaten at Chipotle
I haven't been to Chipotle in a long time. Was it ever spicy? Or is my butthole too powerful that I am immune to national chain tex mex?
…. Ok look, we gotta get your asshole to a black site now. I’m declaring your asshole a national security asset. By god man, if this is true you may have just saved the planet
It would be my honor to present my butthole to the President of the United States.
This was mine around 2010-ish?:

Has not aged well, now Nvidia is the gold standard for anyone who doesn't mind being proprietary-fucked, and AMD is maybe second in performance computing.
The people in the background make it funnier
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