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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

shops warn it's being stolen to order

Bull fucking shit. This is not true. It is a myth. The PR companies for the UK supermarkets spread it to make people less sympathetic to shoplifting.

It was more believable when it was being spread around about stolen meat that people would imagine meant thousands of pounds of the stuff was being stolen to resell instead of individual people stealing the meat to cook for themselves at home. It's completely and totally unbelievable for fucking chocolate bars.

[-] git@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

It’s also consent manufacturing for more surveillance capitalism.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago

what does "stolen to order" mean?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

You go to pirate bay and navigate to the food tab

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Instacart but cutting out the middleman I guess.

But reading the article it feels like they are taking some creative license with their chocolate black market.

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

And earlier last year a man was arrested by Cambridgeshire Police with a coat full of Cadbury's Creme eggs, external.

The br*tish are depraved, totally beyond redemption and must be dealt with.

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Getting tackled by the cops and a thousand Cadbury Eggs worth of Creme oozes out of your jacket as you lay on the ground:

democracy-manifest

What's the charge? Enjoying a thousand succulent eggs?

[-] unbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

Get your hand off my Cremis!

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sainsbury's said it had begun using "boxes on products which are regularly targeted", with £2.60 bars of Cadbury Dairy Milk locked up in one London branch.

On the photo it's still £1.50

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This might need an animal product content warning. Or it might all be palm oil and corn syrup at this point. Who knows?

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

'no cocoa included in this chocolate' warning

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 days ago

Chef's kiss in this article was putting this link right below the section with most crying about the shoplifters.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Becca Amy Stock, a TikTok influencer who goes by the name Becca Eats Everything, set herself the task of reviewing every milk chocolate bar at Britain's major supermarkets. The 29-year-old spent six hours and £100 on her rigorous research.

im something of a renown and honored treatologist myself. i can eat and partially digest a burrito the size of my own head.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 days ago

Being an ogre is tragically unaprecciated in society :(

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

they hit us with sticks and throw garbage at us until it's time to move the pull out couch, then suddenly we're part of the village.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

How come it's more profitable to steal chocolate and sell it at a discount than it is to sell your labour?

I don't believe the story, really, but this kind of low stakes crime should absolutely not pay more than an entry level job if you want your little capitalism game to keep going holy shit

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

This coincides with Stavros Halkias's late 2025/early 2026 UK tour.

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

They're actually preventing thieves from eating this shitty vomit flavoured chocolate.

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