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The shopping cart is the ultimate test of a good person
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this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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I said for years that every second date should be to a grocery store. The first date can be as fancy and choreographed as the couple wants, but the second date needs to be to the grocery store.
You can learn just about everything you need to learn about a person from watching them at a grocery store. From how they chose a parking spot, to how they talk to employees, to how they budget, to how they prepare a list, to how healthy they eat, to how they check out, to if they return the shopping cart.
Change your mind on a product. Do they put it back where it belongs or throw it on the nearest clearly wrong shelf?
Or, is the person a shopper at all? Do they act like they've never been to a grocery store in their lives?
That's useful information.
Or do they compulsively steal? And if so, did they remember what my favourite chocolate bar is?
Gen z is already struggling to date. They don't need the added barrier of not ordering limos for their burrito and being judged for it.
It's all about compatibility here. If the date thinks they need limo burritos then that's important information.
Meanwhile I have no idea what a limo burrito is
Doordash, hyerbolically? Metaphorically? referring to the transport vehicles as limos
Every burrito that gets delivered to your home is delivered in the best car it'll ever drive in, miracles of technology, all limo's to the burrito.
Are frozens a separate category here?
Just go shopping. We'll discuss compatibility when we are done.
tbf, ime people working grocery stores like lost/cast off items like that (assuming it doesn't spoil quick). the small game of "oh, where does this go" is much wanted change of pace to the mind numbing tedium that is working a grocery store
I used to work for a winter sports store. Skis, snowboards, winter clothes, etc.
On slow days during the week, it was often just me running the floor while I had some guys doing service work in the back. So I had a day where I was alone in front of the store, doing price changes on a rack of skis. Behind me, the only customer in the shop went through every clothing rack and meticulously removed every garment from its hanger and laid it over top of the rack. When I finally caught on to what she was doing, she said, "It looked like you needed something to do!" And then she left without buying anything.
It's been at least 15 years, and I still get livid thinking about that.
I feel like that would doom any chances I’d ever have of a relationship. I park really far away, visit the bathroom at least once for guerrilla art installations, and zig zig across the entire store as I remember what kinds of things I want. Both major exes hated this.
It's all about compatibility. This is in your favor. If you had taken your ex'es grocery shopping early on then they wouldn't be your ex'es now.
Especially if they're Greek and you go to university together?
The supermarket is my 3rd space
I don’t think I’ve talked to an employee in a grocery store in years. They’re all self check out or 95% self check out and there’s online directories to find the location of every product in the store
Date takes note.