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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ArsenLupin@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

Can make this shit up...

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[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

"Individuals inspired by, or reacting to, the current Israel-Hamas conflict may attempt travel to or from the area of hostilities in the Middle East via circuitous transit across the Southwest border,"

most geographically literate american

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

for all its problems Idiocracy absolutely fucking nailed the cop-talk

[-] ArsenLupin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's right about Crocs too. Fight me!

[-] blight@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

When my friend had been getting groceries, he got home and started unpacking it. He was about to start pouring a bowl of cereal when a hezbollah agent jumped out of the box and activated his suicide vest. Never forget.

[-] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

if they're cold bring them inside

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

oh hell yeah

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