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Pride Versioning (lemmy.ml)
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[-] davel@lemmy.ml 51 points 5 days ago

Sloth Versioning: YYYYMMDDhhmm
Wrath Versioning: _new_final_newer_latest_newest

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Greed versioning: 1.2.3_Patreon
Envy versioning: (Competitor version number plus one)

[-] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 11 points 5 days ago

Lust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc

Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

Envy versioning is how a lot of smartphones are named. But most of them settled on current year (YY).

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 4 days ago

Comcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it'll melt your face!

I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

presumably it's not a 10 gigabit fiber plan.

[-] boobs_@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

v1.0.0 final v3 retry fixed (1) (1)

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

TIL: I am wrath

[-] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

https://0ver.org/

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

kril-drained here you go, version 0.0.978

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 days ago

AWS: 1.12.797

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago

Our prod version is 0.0.178

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago

Actually not bad for remembering.

[-] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago

This feels so true for stuff that isn't just dates lmao

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Look, 1984 is when I got my first circumcision.

I got my second one at Dismey Wards..

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Reminds me of the hierarchical enzyme classification codes

Essentially any enzyme can be categorised according to function

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I like this. Definitely going to be implementing into my hobby projects

[-] WIPocket@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

This explains systemd versioning so well.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Does 1.5B count?

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh we have an system manufacturer who uses this

this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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