here you go, version 0.0.978

I have one half of the site blocked for being too gay and the other half blocked for not being gay enough.

Bi gang never loses

You've insulted me, my family, all that I stand for, and all that is good in the world. There will be no consequence but the knowledge of your evil nature.

It actually might not be so bad because security probably just stops you as soon as you get to the end of the area anybody would just be allowed to walk around in, and then a bunch of dudes in suits take all the burgers and disappear them (their specialty)

They're athletes, they'll burn it off

Kidnapping a foreign head of state to charge him for violating the laws of a country he wasn't in and isn't a citizen of and has no real relationship with is so far beyond any pretense of reasonableness that I'm still kind of reeling. Every time I think I have a handle on how ridiculous and inept the current US government is they find a new way to dig deeper into the pit of fascism

Maybe I would use it if it had any fucking utility to begin with! I feel like I'm going completely insane because over like 3 years half the planet has decided that their entire lives now revolve around spinning tops. Everything has to have a spinning top integrated into it. Why do you hate spinning tops so much? Spinning tops are the future! Ok grandma ignore the spinning tops, we'll all be here spinning them without you whenever you decide to wise up and get on the spinning top train. By the way we've committed to setting fire to every tree on Earth because they're in the way of all the space we could be using for spinning tops. Also the ocean has GOT to go because that's a lot of surface area that is underwater and not occupied by spinning tops. My son is 3 years old and has never known a world in which we don't worship spinning tops. He spends at least three hours every day spinning in place in order to be more like God. We're so proud of him! We can't wait to see the spinning future he and his peers create!

If they run Kamala again they deserve 3000 years of Trump

I honestly think there's nobody left in the US government who knows shit about fuck. The whole place has been gutted, every single role to given to friends. All the actually effective ghouls get fired for trying to tell Trump or his nepo babies how fucking dumb every single thing they want to do is.

I think that's absolutely true, but I don't think it means they are happier. Fascists are high on copium at all times. Their default state is seething, a lot of those motherfuckers are on the brink of complete mental breakdown at all times. They go through life constantly angry at everything and everyone. But culturally they have to say they're happy and loving life and everything is great, even when they don't mean it.

Fascists doing fascist things. Somehow there are still people who support them

The incredible thing is that this is literally what America looks like. I think most people who haven't been to America probably imagine this is kind of a joke, like 99% of America can't possibly look like this. But it does. I could walk from my current position for around 5 minutes and take a picture that looks exactly like this.