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shelf life dog (midwest.social)

probably a repost. gas stations eventually mastered food service.

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[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 9 points 1 month ago

This makes me physically ill to look at. I can't even imagine the digestive pain you'd be in if you somehow ate that thing

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

With the wrinkling of the bun looking worryingly brsin-like I think it's attained sentience.

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago
[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago
[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

If that's a bag of skunk in the top left I doubt it'll matter how moist it is in a couple of hours

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It’s going to look exactly like that in the way out too

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

So if you swallow it whole, it acts like intestine cleansing?

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

More like it’ll be deconstructed and then reassembled by the body to match its original form in sight and smell.

this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2026
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