All of the insurance company mascots have been locked in a Thunderdome-style arena for a to-the-death battle royale. Who's emerging victorious? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 12 points 3 months ago

Mayhem

[-] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Limu emu.

Humans started, and lost the emu wars once already. There's a reason there's never been a second one

[-] Naioh@piefed.world 5 points 3 months ago

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Flo is actually gangsta af

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

[-] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Hmm, The General’s tough but he’s also short. I bet the emu would fuck him up with one kick!

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Mayhem.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

Geico's got a bunch of buff, erudite cavemen in their stable, don't forget.

[-] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I vote the cavemen if they come as a group

[-] chocrates@piefed.world 4 points 3 months ago

Doesn't the emu have a gun?

[-] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

or was that the Glockstrich?

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

The LiMu Emu.

Those birds are fucking strong.

[-] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

AND DOUG!

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Doug’s gonna last about nine seconds.

[-] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Geico piglet with pinwheels

[-] Lawnman23@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago

Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater, ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny-style.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

Erin esurance, hands down.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

Does JK Simmons count as being a mascot? 🤔

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

That would be his character, Professor Nathaniel Burke of the University of Farmers. We don’t know how much of a badass Prof Burke is, but we do know how much of a badass Simmons is.

[-] X@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago

Not quite my tempo.

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