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“If it involves money. It’ll be on our platform. Money or securities or whatever. So, it’s not just like send $20 to my friend. I’m talking about, like, you won’t need a bank account.”

Well that sounds terrifying!

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[-] Humanius@lemmy.world 423 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just wait till Musk learns about banking regulations.
He's already complaining about the EU regulations on social media, but they nothing compared to what banks have to deal with.

[-] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 134 points 1 year ago

He’s recreating Venmo. 😂

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[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 66 points 1 year ago

This will almost definitely have a large "crypto" aspect. Which means the business model starts at unregulated fraud and gets worse from there.

But yeah, I assume there is a whiteboard at twitter headquarters, smeared with feces, that has

  1. Become bank
  2. ...
  3. Too big to fail
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[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 165 points 1 year ago

I'd rather let a crack addict manage my money than let Musky any near it.

[-] GeekFTW@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago

I’d rather let a crack addict manage my balls than let Musk anywhere near my money.

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[-] tabular@lemmy.world 140 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is it possible to remain subscribed to Technology but not get posts about this person?

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago

Remember when the reddit technology sub banned articles about tesla? Good times.

[-] saucyraichu@lemdro.id 29 points 1 year ago

Depending on your client you can likely filter or block specific users and phrases.

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[-] SCB@lemmy.world 110 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are going to be a lot of people saying how stupid this entire concept is in the comments.

Let me tell you something, as a person who spent years in finance. There's no fucking chance on Earth this happens. You will win the Powerball twice consecutively before Musk pulls this off.

None of this infrastructure exists in X and all of this infrastructure is exactly the kind of shit Musk hates. Automobile regulations are fucking nothing compared to financial regs.

Adoption aside, which you'd have to be fucking insane to adopt this platform as a payments platform, the regs alone will ensure this never, ever, materializes.

What Musk describes will someday exist. He will not be involved, and the day is well over a decade away.

This is "Kanye West running for President" level of stupidity. The people close to him have let him down by not telling him how stupid this is.

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[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Money or securities or whatever.”

Spoken like a true genius. /s

Keep burning your money, Elon; I can’t wait until you’re poor enough that no one gives a fuck what your latest horrible hot take or idea was. You won’t be missed.

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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, if Elon Musk has trouble dealing with regulators and oversight agencies when managing his car company or his social media company, imagine what a wakeup call it's going to be when he wants to start dealing with banking regulators. 0% chance he doesn't run afoul of them in the first year trying to run his business by the seat of his pants like he does with all the others.

Yet another half-baked idea to spill out of the mouth of this fucking moron with too much money for his own good.

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[-] sanqueue@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

You won't need a bank account because all your money will be stored in my account 🤣

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[-] set_secret@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

it will blow my mind if Twitter even still exists by then.

[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago

My girlfriend has a theory that he's trying to destroy the platform deliberately. I disagreed with her until he renamed it to X lol

[-] napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.de 85 points 1 year ago

Just today there was a great comment by @Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works on why this does not make any sense.

  1. When you factor in the incredible damage done to the Tesla share price by the amount of stock he had to liquidate to finance the deal, and the almost billion a year in interest and operating costs the company is pulling out of him, the deal has, altogether, cost Musk about half of his net worth. No amount of petty childishness is worth that.
  1. He literally went to court to try to get out of the deal. What was his play here? To sue with the intention of failing? For what possible reason?
  2. If his plan was to kill Twitter, why would he attach his beloved X name to it? Musk has spent his entire life trying to make X happen. It is dearer to him than his own children. Why would he attach that brand to a company he’s intentionally sabotaging?
  3. If his goal is to kill Twitter, why is it still here? He owns the company outright. He took it private. There’s no board. There’s no shareholders. He doesn’t have a fiduciary responsibility. If he wanted Twitter dead, all he had to do was shut the doors, turn off the lights, and send everyone home.

Anyone who buys into this “He’s trying to kill Twitter” nonsense, please, I am begging you, try to get your head around the fact that Elon Musk is not a smart man. This isn’t some incredible 4D chess play. Twitter isn’t failing because of intentional sabotage; it’s failing because Musk is genuinely trying his best, and his best absolutely sucks. He’s a bad businessman who lucked into a fortune he never deserved.

https://sh.itjust.works/comment/4855307

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[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

Prediction: He's going to try to pay his employees in Xits: Your going to negotiate a salary based on a floating exchange rate with a new cryptocurrency and then when it starts to tank he will refuse to renegotiate based on the fact that its headed for the moon!

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 58 points 1 year ago

All the evidence suggests he can't be trusted with his money, let alone my money.

[-] SloppyPuppy@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As someone who worked for a tech banking company many years, you are too stupid to do it.

This shit is complicated as fuck.

Oh and all the tech in the world or capital you could build is worthless unless you have that sweet banking / credit license in US. And lets just say its really really hard to cone by nowadays.

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Oh please. It ain't complicated. I could write a ruby app in a weekend that would do everything a bank does. It's just subtracting from one account and adding to another.

  • Elon Musk probably.
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[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

I am so sick of hearing about this cunt.

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[-] jray4559@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Buy a social media company because you know there's no way you'll ever make one naturally

Claim that it's too full of bots and try to walk out, despite having already signed the deal

Treat your new employees almost like slaves because apparently sleeping at the office is a reasonable proposition

Rebrand the social media network for no good reason, tanking value

Drive advertisers away by changing the algorithm that helped make site so good

Lose millions in company net worth and become an internet laughing stock

...Have the bright idea to save the company by also making it a...... banking provider....

?!

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 39 points 1 year ago

His first garbage idea. He's super nostalgic for X the platform her merged with PayPal to become super wealthy especially after the people that knew what they were doing had to pay him to leave.

Literally the same concept, name and everything. It's like he thinks he can just start over at the first app and it just will be propped up by a corpse. Idiot.

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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 year ago

Dumb idiot who constantly is wrong in predictions says more stupid shit, news at 11.

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 26 points 1 year ago

He's not making wrong predictions. He's lying to hype his products and make more money.

[-] BeautifulMind@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

It's the return of company scrip.

The most-garbage/toxic notion of tech platforms these days is when they masquerade as tech platforms but are really unregulated banking platforms.

I'll just go on the record right now and say I'm never using XitPay or whatever he decides to call it.

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[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

It's strange, because I wouldn't, not even for a moment, ever in my life consider this.if I feel this way, so does a large chunk of the population.

So its already failed imo.

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[-] mindlight@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago

At this point I'm surprised that "X" has employees.

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[-] art@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Every time that dude gives another "vision of the future" it just sounds worse and worse.

I don't want another commercial bank but on the internet. I want more non-profits. I don't want self-driving cars. I want better public transportation.

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[-] danhakimi@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago

Lol, yeah, this sociopath is going to develop a full suite of banking services and software in a year while laying off employees, sure.

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[-] Max_P@lemmy.max-p.me 39 points 1 year ago

Lets put all our money on a platform rushed in under a year made from an exhausted and abused team of engineers. That sounds like a great idea. Definitely will be well thought out and reliable.

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[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 year ago

Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Tesla stock, nfts, x/ai subscription... He just keep ripping off dumb fanboys and it keeps working

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[-] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Musk must have a fetish for having government regulators up his ass. The FTC is already up there to where he screams like a pig. Now add banking-but-not-a-bank and they're going to be up there even further.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

This is exactly what he envisionied "X.com" to be back in like 1999... jesus christ, doods having a midlife crisis.

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[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna trust the guy who got rid of his CSAM team with my money.

I'm gonna trust the guy who pimped Dogecoin with my money.

[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

I like my credit union.

[-] arc@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

There are plenty of online banks that do all the stuff people want. So good luck with that. And enjoy all the hideously complex finance regulation & legal obligations that varies from one location to another.

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[-] notannpc@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Ignoring the Elon factor….it will still be a bank account. It will just be a bank account that can only be managed through twitter.

Thats not a better banking experience.

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[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

It continues to blow my mind that anyone cares what this fucking gasbag has to say about anything.

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[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

It’s hilarious how Musk gives his staff ultimatums. The fact is they can get other jobs. It’s Musk who is deeply invested in Twitter now and can’t just cut his strings so easily. Why is he the one batting them around and threatening them all the time? What the hell kind of gluttons for punishment are still working there?

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

The fact is they can get other jobs.

I'm guessing many of his US staff are stuck at Twitter due to the visa rules. They're basically very well-paid slaves, and he knows it.

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[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Cool story Elon. Hey, where's that full self driving you promised would be ready next year 5 years ago?

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 29 points 1 year ago

Sounds exactly like when your employer wants you to sign up for those stupid paycard accounts instead of fill out a direct deposit form.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

This sounds like an amazing idea. Twitter is currently filled almost but not entirely with the worst we have of society.

He's going to get as many of those as possible, who already appear to have impaired decision making capability, to hand over their money.

He is the absolute worst at managing his money so he'll just lose it on the next bad bet.

Then maybe the SEC stands up and drags him off to jail?

Hell even saying that you won't need your bank might be damning when he finally releases the project.

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