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[-] Cybersheeper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Not beating the being stupid allegations...

[-] Averagejoe@lemmy.org 1 points 1 month ago

I swear I can never take government seriously. They are wilding out 

[-] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Wait until he learns that English is a hybrid of Latin, French and German.

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And Viking/Danish. And Celtic.

[-] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Viking/Danish

Norse. And it's more similar to modern Icelandic than anything else, perhaps most closely followed by (distant second place) Norwegian.

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[-] greatwhitebuffalo41@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

This whole administration is really giving that scene from Harold and Kumar vibes and I hate it. Or, really any scene with him in it lol.

[-] Fourth@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck cringe

[-] definitely_AI@feddit.online 1 points 1 month ago

If I was religious I'd be really nervous about the Book of Revelation type shit happening right now.

[-] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Next executive order: English is henceforth called American.

[-] excursion22@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Easy now, henceforth is a pretty big word.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago

Mfw the Sieg Heil Salute garners no remark...

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oh it garnered remarks, all right.

Sadly, that's all it garnered. The US has a three-branch government symbolically only, and our only real power as a people is local.

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