Its "I only speak english and bad english" you uncultured fuck
*badder english
Worser*
the worsest
Worsestershire.
You mean, wash-your-sister-sauce?!
You can really taste the anchovy!
I am so sorry. I don't know what came over me.
Probably your sister.
~I’ll show myself out.~
Ah, that’s where the name comes.
So Simplified English instead of Traditional English, right?
Honestly, the way they're speaking. I'm fine with them calling it "american".
It gives the rest of us a heads up that we should use small words so they can understand.
Sabes cómo se llama uno que habla tres idiomas? Trilingüe.
Sabes cómo se llama uno que habla dos? Bilingüe.
Sabes como se llama uno que habla un sólo idioma? Americano. Se llama americano.
This fucking moron made himself the punchline of the joke that we invented to mock those like him.
Shitgeth = puta merda.
And nazi, he speaks nazi too. That sieg heil in the photo didn't happen by coincidence.
It's an accurate snapshot of the American executive branch right now... the moron MAGA President asleep at the wheel, the moron MAGA underlings putting on full display their idiotic rendition of fascism.
Whilst spending untold billions on military gear for ice to violate our constitutional rights.
It’s an accurate snapshot of the American executive branch right now
Don't sell us short, it's also an accurate snapshot of the legislative and judicial branches, as well as about 30% of the general population!
USA is special kind of stupid that this probably gets a huge cheering back home.
USA is a special kind of stupid, but a majority still oppose war with Iran and... you know... raping children, so Hegseth isn't too popular on the home front either.
We have the dumbest leaders ever," one person commented. "What a weird thing to be proud of," a second person added"
this is some concise journalism. they didnt bother to even note if the people they were quoting were posting on twitter or a facebook thread in any way. just said "some dude said this".
the irish star is a dirt rag tabloid, this isnt a source worth posting. surely other platforms are reporting on this
We can always trust Drunk Pete to say something stupid in front of a camera.
A bullet in each of their brains would be too kind.
Add a cactus in each of their asses and we might be getting somewhere
Urethral meatus cactus
Actually he only speaks Douche.
I wonder what his mom thinks of him turning into such a huge douchey asshole.
Is she surprised, or did she see it coming? Maybe he's always been so. He's the kid who made new rules for games and cried when the other kids wouldn't follow his rules.
“You are an abuser of women – that is the ugly truth and I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around, and uses women for his own power and ego,” Penelope Hegseth wrote in the email obtained by the New York Times.
“You are that man (and have been for years) and as your mother, it pains me and embarrasses me to say that, but it is the sad, sad truth,” she added, advising her son to “get some help and take an honest look at yourself”.
On the one hand, that reads like a lot of messages written by abusive parents to (mostly) blameless children. On the other, this one is directed at Pete Hegseth.
People don't become evil in a vacuum.
Hegseth's father was a basketball coach for high schools across Minnesota before retiring in 2019; his mother is an executive business coach who has taught with the Minnesota Excellence in Public Service (MEPS) Series, a fellowship and leadership program for Republican and center-right women.
She'd probably say "You've always been a disappointment to this family. You should've gone to war with Iran last year."
“Boromir would have invaded Iran and Iraq”
Boromir would have called it a war
He probably wanted to say "English (simplified)"
I knew it lol I was waiting for it. I give it 6 months until the national language has been renamed to "American" through a illegal executive order
Literally the Colbert Effect in action.
This guy wants to be the parody of an idiot.
White nationalists are the weakest and most brittle snowflakes.
The literal dumbest people run everything.
Once upon a time we had a deep state. We replaced it with a dumb state. D'OH
"I only speak one language"... to a room full of mostly bilingual people who also live in (central or south) America. 🤦🤦🤦
imagine him thinking he has to speak LATIN in latin america. hes a mean drunk.
Look, I only speek one language. That means it's the only language that matters. Wtf.
/sarcasm. You should have been able to tell, but reality is that bad.
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