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Epstein conspiracy theories
what the fuck
The line everyone in the op-ed writer class is going with now seems to be that he wasn't running any sort of sex trafficking ring, he was just a rich guy who was a pedo, and yeah maybe some of the other rich guys he hung out with were also pedos but it wasn't like organized or anything.
"OK, sure, the Epstein stuff may be true and the pro-Iran stuff may be true and the anti-Israel stuff may be true and the anti-USA stuff may be true, but..."
'but what?'
"But whattaya gonna do about it 
"
'mood' as the kids say
Me: "Epstein class" is a thought-terminating cliché and a reductionist approach
Them: [this article]
Me: nevermind, "Epstein class" is absolutely fucking real and a problem to be eliminated
Yup, they're spinning up counterpropaganda about it, that to me is an admission it's working.
them: 
Do not come for the Epstein content
Jeff Bezos is begging you to not read Epstein news because 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓼.
Remember when we used to call people libs for not posting links?
In my defense, it's the Washington Post. Posting WaPo excerpts without a link is like posting The Onion excerpts without a link. Everyone knows it's bull crap regardless.
' the message is spreading through generically called "news" accounts ' - The Washington Post
Look at me, I’m a newspaper now
Epstein Class: Please don't talk about our pedophile cabal it's giving our enemies leverage.
????
The Epstein Files are meant to distract you from how much you love war and murder
"Our enemies are pointing out the bad aspects of our society and that's propaganda and bad"
Adding a couple names to "Epstein list TNG"
Time for the DNC to drop the "but what about the Epstein files?" line.
The utter cope and desperation, come get your paper of record dawg
Every Headline lately: People Care About Real Shit Instead of Stocks or Whatever, Here's Why That's Awful
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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