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I want to be... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago

I try to navigate with my eyes closed so I don't wake up too much.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 16 points 2 months ago

I do it because I'm going to go blind in the next 1-50 years, so I need the practice.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 2 months ago

My toilet opens up and has a light when i'm in close proximity. That's how i navigate the night.

[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Naturally becomes poop scented.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago
[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The balls that you're bringing to the restroom will naturally acquire a poop scent.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Ahh.. that's much better than what I thought you meant.

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

I'm so excited for Steel Ball Run

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

Sorry, I was scrolling the KYM image gallery for JoJo Reference like 5 seconds before I read your comment.

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This comment is freaking hilarious.

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago
[-] Ghoelian@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Is it actually? (I've never seen JoJo do I don't have an opinion of it either way)

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, watch episode one if you don't believe me.

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This comment is freaking hilarious.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

How long until someone "accidentally" falls on it, firmly lodging it in their rectum?

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

Not the Firefly reboot I hoped for.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Same. 100 % agreed.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Simply connect the orbs with a string.

[-] rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Let 'er rip!

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago
[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

Perfect for pondering

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

So they will roll away and take the toilet plunge because you're (or your kid isn't) really awake...

[-] drsilverworm@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes a sphere seems a bad design for both not losing it and setting it on the charger the right way. Room here for someone to knock this off better with a cube or pyramid shape

[-] kionay@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

we've come full circle to pondering the orb

[-] Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago
[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago

So do I. This lamp isn't special.

[-] slackassassin@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

I've heard of a detachable penis, but this is ridiculous. 🥸

[-] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

And thus spoke The God of Vengeance, "My Vengeance will light the way". Aiat!

Cool lamp, I'd definitely use it to cosplay Eris with it xD

[-] sleepmode@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Eris… get your rock off my map.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Fuck that... I'm not messing with Loc-Nar.

this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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