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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

How long until someone "accidentally" falls on it, firmly lodging it in their rectum?

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago

Not the Firefly reboot I hoped for.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Simply connect the orbs with a string.

[-] rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago

Pull my beads of love

[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

I try to navigate with my eyes closed so I don't wake up too much.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 6 hours ago

My toilet opens up and has a light when i'm in close proximity. That's how i navigate the night.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 14 points 1 day ago

I do it because I'm going to go blind in the next 1-50 years, so I need the practice.

[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Naturally becomes poop scented.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago
[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

The balls that you're bringing to the restroom will naturally acquire a poop scent.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago

Ahh.. that's much better than what I thought you meant.

[-] Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago
[-] sleepmode@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Eris… get your rock off my map.

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

I'm so excited for Steel Ball Run

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Sorry, I was scrolling the KYM image gallery for JoJo Reference like 5 seconds before I read your comment.

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This comment is freaking hilarious.

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This comment is freaking hilarious.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Perfect for pondering

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

So they will roll away and take the toilet plunge because you're (or your kid isn't) really awake...

[-] drsilverworm@midwest.social 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yes a sphere seems a bad design for both not losing it and setting it on the charger the right way. Room here for someone to knock this off better with a cube or pyramid shape

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 points 1 day ago

So do I. This lamp isn't special.

[-] slackassassin@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

I've heard of a detachable penis, but this is ridiculous. 🥸

[-] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And thus spoke The God of Vengeance, "My Vengeance will light the way". Aiat!

Cool lamp, I'd definitely use it to cosplay Eris with it xD

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Fuck that... I'm not messing with Loc-Nar.

this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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