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[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 69 points 1 month ago

what? I thought Vance was hetro-sectional

[-] errer@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure he’s bi-sectional

[-] IncogCyberSpaceUser@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

I don't understand what the couch is trying to say.

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

When you change nobody or to and believes you.

Jokes aside it's referring to people who don't believe in bisexuality. Changing "Men OR women" to "men AND women"

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure it's saying JD Vance AND Peter Thiel fucked on that couch.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The couch said he had an affair with the side table!A circular side table with a glass top, and weird ball-on-a-post rising above it.

[-] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fuck that reddit silver. Here's some Lemmy gold.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bet that wasn't even silver. Probably tin.

[-] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

i found it under the couch okay!?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, it did make me giggle. And I did maybe steal it. lol

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Don't question your existence like that, friend.

Seriously, no clue. Someone posted it in the great rexxit a couple of years ago and I've kept it handy ever since.

[-] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I always wondered when Thiel topped Vance, did he force JD to wear makeup?

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe hr said he looked so good in his eye liner and the compliment has guided his hand every morning.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Hey now, all genders and sexual orientations can enjoy being in drag.

Unless this is referring to something else.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

he's stated that as a child he once thought he was gay, or at the very least attracted to men.

I really don't care cause him being in the closet is just another example of his weakness/dishonesty and gayness isn't wicked (while the rest of him certainly is), but... that man is still gay and his eyeshadow and the way he interacts with his wife scream it. Lavender marriages have been a thing for a while. 🤷

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

he should consult with MS lady G.

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

He said Garden State made him feel like a woman.

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Fake news Thiel ain't a couch.

[-] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Are you sure about that?

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

thiel perfers them YOUNGER and a model, of course and only to the point they start causing problems for him,

[-] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago
[-] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, JD bottomed. No doubt.

I didn't know JD Vance identifies as bi, but I still assumed they fucked at some point.

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He does not identify as bi.

As with the whole couch meme, we’re just conjuring things out of nowhere by saying them online.

[-] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Denial doesn’t work here, JD.

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No, I think somebody else explained he's bi-sectional

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[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I get all my news from memes ✨ 💅✨

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

JD is fully closeted, and thiel is still down low, dont think hes truley out.

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

Peter Thiel is openly gay lol

[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

JD is bi? Is that why he likes to fuck couches?

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

These dudes will fuck anything as long as it doesn't consent.

[-] b0ber@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Another peepee tape we should expect?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Probably together with Alt-Man too.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I don't get it. Who are these normies who give one single fuck about JD Vance? To be clear, MAGA are not normies.

[-] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It's not that they care about him, they just don't enjoy thinking about either of them having sex with anyone, never mind each other. It's not a great image.

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