330
submitted 2 months ago by davel@lemmy.ml to c/technology@lemmy.ml
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 97 points 2 months ago

Hilarious that this company is now named after a failed product. It would be like if Ford changed it's name to Pinto.

[-] matengor@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Haha. I will remember that.

[-] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 91 points 2 months ago

Can’t believe they really rebranded around this shit when we all knew it was a nonsense non-concept five years ago, lmao

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 45 points 2 months ago

This should be taught in MBA and finance classes for how Bros get caught up in a hype cycle and how it's all bullshit

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago

they don't learn either cause they dove head first into AI right after.

[-] sakuraba@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

well we need to remember they changed their name to meta after zucc went to the senate due to the Cambridge Analytica scandal

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 66 points 2 months ago

They lose $80B and are still in business? That’s insane.

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Gotta pad that balance sheet with losses. Can't be paying taxes if you can write off speculative ventures that just might ~~pay off~~ fund other misadventures.

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago

They could have cured homelessness 4x over. But instead we got crappy little Zuck-like avatars and an ecosystem nobody ever asked for or wanted.

Fuck this world man.

[-] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

The world is okay, it's billionaires and stupidity that's the problem

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

For everyone who never tried it, they had honest to god paid employees in Horizon Worlds to help players get oriented. I cannot imagine a worse job.

The one I ran into was standing in front of some “game” experience that was like…jumping on tiles or some shit.

[-] astraeus@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 months ago

Not only was the entire project thing a completely repulsive, uncanny mess, but also they could’ve just bought roblox for half that amount which is effectively the closest thing to a “metaverse” but ig zuck ego wouldn’t allow that

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Buying real estate in the Metaverse used to be compared to buying land on the moon. But Zuck can't turn off the moon, so it's arguably a better investment.

[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 31 points 2 months ago

Wankers. Shut the whole company down

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 2 months ago
[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

He could have paid you $40B for that advice and still be better off.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

But I thought the whole line was “hOrIzOn WoRlDs iSnt the MeTaVeRsE.”

Followed by no explanation of what the metaverse is.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago

Finally it can be explained: 1) Dig a ditch, 2) Dump in $80B, 3) Light it on fire.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

You didn't slap the acronym AI anywhere on that, you'd only be able to burn 10B through your method.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

1a) Buy $80B in crypto.
1b) Sell the crypto for $50B.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Wait. But how will we starve the browns?

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Of course by jacking up the energy and water prices, Watson!

[-] sakuraba@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

remember 6 years ago when everyone was saying 'learn to code'?

now what?

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Back to physical hardware, installation, troubleshooting. Been doing that as my focus for years. I'm so busy I turn down work.

[-] sakuraba@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

yeah looks like this is the way now, people are not buying new hardware

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Go to a trade school

[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
load more comments (3 replies)
[-] kazerniel@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

ahh the schadenfreude... 😈

[-] drmoodmood@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago
[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Remember when everyone made fun of Second Life? Now the people who made it don't need to feel embarrassed anymore because at least they weren't involved in Metaverse. If you were involved with both, there's no salvation left.

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 9 points 2 months ago

ohh bless their hearts.

i love this for them.

[-] SavageCoconut@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It doesn't matter now. All those idiots who wrote books about how good the mataverse was, how it was going to change our lives, how we will be able to talk to costumer support in a virtual office from our house… all those people who wrote about it did the leap to talk about AI and now are writing about how good AI is… goshhhh

can't wait for current AI hype bubble to burst. Not neccesarily have AI stop being relevant, just have it stop being forced into everything.

[-] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Where did the money go? Programmer salaries?

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago

That's a very good question. How do you spend $80billion?

Zuckerberg makes Brewster look like an amateur.

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Tax write offs. There's no way they spent 80 billion, but they'll claim 80 billion in tax deductions for the "loss"

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Yes. And lawyers. And hardware manufacturing. And energy to run servers.

[-] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

The Metaverse cycle:

10 Some article remind me it exist;

20 I shrug and continue not to care about the Metaverse;

30 I forget about the existance of the Metaverse;

40 Some amount of time passes;

50 GOTO 10.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

I think it's hilarious that the entire press and Meta are both like "ope, people don't want to hang out in VR".

furries continue to hang out in VR chat

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Laax@piefed.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Darn shame, poor Zuck

[-] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

One more reason for centralized planning.

[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago

Slop ai header image to talk about the slop company. Ai use is so embarrassing

[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Are they going to rebrand to Slop now to follow the latest trend?

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

We have had Meta headsets for a couple years. Still don’t know what the “metaverse” is. The headsets are fun, though.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Did anyone even think about this once while not reading news stories about it?

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
330 points (98.2% liked)

Technology

42615 readers
652 users here now

This is the official technology community of Lemmy.ml for all news related to creation and use of technology, and to facilitate civil, meaningful discussion around it.


Ask in DM before posting product reviews or ads. All such posts otherwise are subject to removal.


Rules:

1: All Lemmy rules apply

2: Do not post low effort posts

3: NEVER post naziped*gore stuff

4: Always post article URLs or their archived version URLs as sources, NOT screenshots. Help the blind users.

5: personal rants of Big Tech CEOs like Elon Musk are unwelcome (does not include posts about their companies affecting wide range of people)

6: no advertisement posts unless verified as legitimate and non-exploitative/non-consumerist

7: crypto related posts, unless essential, are disallowed

founded 7 years ago
MODERATORS