Pro tip: Ask your GM if everyone can start with a Bag of Holding. They'll probably let you to avoid having to deal with encumbrance, then you can sell them or put them in each other as makeshift bombs.

I mean, if you’re purely goal-oriented, this may very well be the best move, but meta-gaming is lame.

“Roll for initiative.”

“The merchant wants to fight? Weird. Uhh, 22. What? Where’d you go?”

*ominous ruffling through kitchen drawers filters in from a room away*