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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 48 points 2 months ago

Anyone that's ever had a stalker or crazy-ex kniws that the one with hearts is the real threat. The bottom one is just metal and cool.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Haven't had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said "You'll be mine" left in my mailbox.

At first I thought it was from my girlfriend at the time. I found out it wasn't her, and she was disturbed by it. To this day I still don't know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I'll never find out now.

Anyhow came rolling back into my memory banks and gave me a chill.

[-] ttyybb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What do you even do there?

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear. Pet wolf, change name to Mine.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago

It took a few listens for me to realize how creepy Every Breath You Take is.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

A lot of older songs are super creepy by our modern standards.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

That one was made to be creepy. Sting (who wrote it) once said to the BBC that “the song is very, very sinister and ugly. And people have actually misinterpreted it as being a gentle little love song, when it’s quite the opposite.” and that “I didn’t realise at the time how sinister it is. I think I was thinking of Big Brother, of surveillance and control.”

[-] kungfuratte@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Have some fun with The Beatles' "Run For Your Life" … https://genius.com/The-beatles-run-for-your-life-lyrics 😱

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One way,

Or another,

I'm gonna find you,

I'm gonna get you, get you, get you!

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

Just imagined this as a death metal song

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

I'd be surprised if a death metal cover of it didn't already exist.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

It's more creepy with the script font. At least with the bottom one, the threat is clear and obvious.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

So every email in comic sans. Got it.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

I was just thinking Comic Sans...

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago
[-] gergolippai@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

DLSS off ; DLSS on

[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

My doctor's handwriting when writing a romantic note:

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Meet me in Montauk

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Yandere: "por que no los dos?"

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not following how those heart placements are worked into the font. They appear kind of random.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I don't think they're font. I think they're frill (my autocarrot kept insisting frijol, which means bean. Is my keyboard a shitposter?)

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, I know. I was pointing out that it's not a 1:1 comparison.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The former is scary too, it's just scary in a "why will you not take no for an answer‽" way

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well now I'm wondering why an asexual isn't respecting my boundaries, especially one who hangs out in different sorts of venues from me

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

(I was referencing the stalkerish lyrics of I'll Be Watching You by The Police)

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

At least it is not comic sans

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