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I Will Always Find You
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So every email in comic sans. Got it.
One way,
Or another,
I'm gonna find you,
I'm gonna get you, get you, get you!
Just imagined this as a death metal song
I'd be surprised if a death metal cover of it didn't already exist.
Anyone that's ever had a stalker or crazy-ex kniws that the one with hearts is the real threat. The bottom one is just metal and cool.
Haven't had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said "You'll be mine" left in my mailbox.
At first I thought it was from my girlfriend at the time. I found out it wasn't her, and she was disturbed by it. To this day I still don't know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I'll never find out now.
Anyhow came rolling back into my memory banks and gave me a chill.
Meet me in Montauk
It took a few listens for me to realize how creepy Every Breath You Take is.
A lot of older songs are super creepy by our modern standards.
It's more creepy with the script font. At least with the bottom one, the threat is clear and obvious.
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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