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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 month ago

Anyone that's ever had a stalker or crazy-ex kniws that the one with hearts is the real threat. The bottom one is just metal and cool.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Haven't had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said "You'll be mine" left in my mailbox.

At first I thought it was from my girlfriend at the time. I found out it wasn't her, and she was disturbed by it. To this day I still don't know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I'll never find out now.

Anyhow came rolling back into my memory banks and gave me a chill.

[-] ttyybb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What do you even do there?

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear. Pet wolf, change name to Mine.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

It took a few listens for me to realize how creepy Every Breath You Take is.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

A lot of older songs are super creepy by our modern standards.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

That one was made to be creepy. Sting (who wrote it) once said to the BBC that “the song is very, very sinister and ugly. And people have actually misinterpreted it as being a gentle little love song, when it’s quite the opposite.” and that “I didn’t realise at the time how sinister it is. I think I was thinking of Big Brother, of surveillance and control.”

[-] kungfuratte@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Have some fun with The Beatles' "Run For Your Life" … https://genius.com/The-beatles-run-for-your-life-lyrics 😱

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One way,

Or another,

I'm gonna find you,

I'm gonna get you, get you, get you!

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Just imagined this as a death metal song

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

I'd be surprised if a death metal cover of it didn't already exist.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

It's more creepy with the script font. At least with the bottom one, the threat is clear and obvious.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

So every email in comic sans. Got it.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I was just thinking Comic Sans...

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago
[-] gergolippai@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

DLSS off ; DLSS on

[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

My doctor's handwriting when writing a romantic note:

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Meet me in Montauk

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Yandere: "por que no los dos?"

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not following how those heart placements are worked into the font. They appear kind of random.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I don't think they're font. I think they're frill (my autocarrot kept insisting frijol, which means bean. Is my keyboard a shitposter?)

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, I know. I was pointing out that it's not a 1:1 comparison.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The former is scary too, it's just scary in a "why will you not take no for an answer‽" way

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well now I'm wondering why an asexual isn't respecting my boundaries, especially one who hangs out in different sorts of venues from me

(I was referencing the stalkerish lyrics of I'll Be Watching You by The Police)

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

At least it is not comic sans

this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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