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I'm doing fine by the way! I just wish my allies would visit me in the straight of hormuz sometimes. They have no idea how much they really depend on me but also I don't even want to talk to someone who is so ungrateful

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

He's so like my alcoholic aunt it's crazy, just petty and vindictive and only helps people out if it's self-serving then throws a fit when the helped person doesn't grovel at their feet.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ngl I’ve crashed out like this with an ex of mine and I would rather die than have people know this about me, and this fuck is doing this pathetic shit on a global stage with the world hanging on a balance

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 9 points 1 week ago

He's giving Lucille Bluth, "How much does a warhead cost anyway? ¢10?"

[-] cattish@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Estranged diplomat.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, unlike those kids, his imperial allies unfortunately are too dependent on him, or just a bunch of keeners.

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

If his actual kids weren't even more dependent on him than America's vassals are, it would be the same relationship

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 7 points 1 week ago

"Dad, you tried to call that field trip to a shooting range 'Operation Gunmaxxxxing'! You wonder why we dont want to hang out with you anymore?"

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