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[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago

for real though, the CTRL tap accessibility feature to find the cursor is a lifesaver

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 81 points 1 month ago

On KDE and on MacOS, if you shake the cursor it becomes larger

[-] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago

And larger...and larger...

[-] zwerg@feddit.org 50 points 1 month ago

No lying, wiggling my mouse until it becomes HUGE is my go to activity during boring video calls.

[-] lengau@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Try putting it on the speaker's nose and jiggling.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Only in KDE, and i think now we can limit that in settings

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.

[-] Klairabelle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Am woman, learned today you can use CTRL to find it as I too wiggle it until I find it.

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

that's what she said!

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 58 points 1 month ago
[-] Willem@kutsuya.dev 38 points 1 month ago

wiggle it until it's the size of a monitor, and if you're brave, it'll take over EVERYTHING.

I love it that KDE didn't limit the growing of it :)

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

i still do this for fun about once a week or so

[-] whimsy@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

One of the few features that I'm missing from niri :')

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[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had a similar matrix of screens at my old job: Seismic survey observer desk. Three rows tall, four columns wide.

They weren't all connected to the same PC, though; If I remember correctly:

  • Top row was one PC (linux)
  • Middle row was another (linux)
  • Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)
  • Bottom right was its own (linux)
  • middle two at the bottom was windows.

They were all connected to a Raritan KVM switch, so I used that to select which row to control. The exception was on bottom left and bottom right which had a dedicated keyboard and mouse.

I have a picture of it somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

you'd love synergy. it's a client you install on multiple devices and allows you to share one keyboard and mouse across as many devices as you want.

you can even share the clipboard too.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Well aware of it. Used it between the top two rows.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)

really? I used 6.22 back in the day - what's it still being used for these days?

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not sure if it's still in use today, but the above description was 2008 through 2012. Msdos was used for "gun timing", which basically amounted to extreme precision when it came to opening or shutting some solenoid valves. The computer had a GPS input and a bunch of serial outputs, and a control line (also serial).

The control line sent instructions of which solenoid to open when, a time reference was determined by the GPS, and you can probably guess what the serial outputs were for.

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[-] VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago
[-] Noja@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

The cursor is on Monitor 3 (there is no monitor 3 but Windows thinks there is)

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

I'm confused... Cursor? Surely you control everything via keyboard?

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Image with just text saying "ME: it doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster." Tech Support: "\*Sigh* fine. Right click on your hamster...:

(Shamelessly stolen from this very community.)

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago

right-click and see where a menu opens.

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[-] CForsyth@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago
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[-] chattre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

KDE shaky shaky

[-] Subscript5676@piefed.ca 11 points 1 month ago

What is this activity you call "looking for my cursor?

On my computer, I summon my cursor.

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[-] derry@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

Fooled us all. That's a tanning booth.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

I now undestand whom that KDE cursor is for?

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

That's why you have eyes in the panel.

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[-] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Where the fuck is the image? Not loading for me

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Check monitor number 8, it may have opened there.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Loads fine for me. It's someone sitting in front of a desk with 15 large monitors surrounding them in a semicircle, 3 monitors stacked on top of one another in 5 columns.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

There's no way he ever looks at the top row.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

this is why he can't find his mouse.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It would be funny af if there was a way to make the computer think the screen size was infinite (just for the mouse) so you could send your cursor 20 miles away and never find it again.

[-] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I struggle with my neck and 3 screens. I've gotten really good at doing a bunch of shit at once on one screen so my neck doesn't hurt as much lol

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[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

surely just using the terminal?

[-] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And people rib me for having 3 screens. Yes yes, tell me how much cancer they are giving me per square second.

[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Cancer? From monitors? Is that a thing people believe? Do they think "the 5G comes from all them screens" ?

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[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Wait what? They give cancer? Outgassing or something?

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[-] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Go to mouse l settings, make your cursor larger and change the contrast. So when the curse is black and it goes over something white and then white when it goes over black

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

That's why I no longer code in C#.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
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