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[-] lemmyng@piefed.ca 44 points 1 week ago

Nestle

"chocolate"

Nothing of value was lost.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Certainly not any cacao.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

People still already did the slave labor

[-] username_1@programming.dev 33 points 1 week ago

Nestle

What a tragedy. Anyway...

[-] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago

That company needs to be constantly sabotaged until they don’t exist anymore

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago
[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Break me off a piece of that.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

That's one hell of a break.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

At least they had a sense of humour, and used that pun in their statement

"We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat," a spokesperson for the brand said, referring to its catchphrase. "But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tonnes of our chocolate."

[-] inari@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Nah fuck Nestle

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

You say “chocolate stolen,” I say “stolen water liberated.”

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"chocolate"

Expect a sudden influx of brown wax candles on the European black market

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

They just explained to the thieves how they would be caught, which means one of two things, they can't actually catch them that way, or they're bluffing

Look, chocolate is not a Nestle right ...

[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2026
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