From his wiki:

Asked why he made such a show during the arrest, he said he wanted to appear crazy so he might be placed into an asylum where it would be easier to escape.

Apparently he was a grifter and was using so many fake credit cards that an American Express investigator was there and called the cops.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q4bPMxeCnos

C’mon, you can’t post this and not link the video

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

I hope this will inspire countless Australians to know their judo well.

Did the officer ever remove their hand from his penis?

One of the most bogan things.

As in cacti?

It is very fine ad libertam prose, indeed. Quite. Mmhm. I SAY SIR! Let go of my penis.

Tata and farewell

Jack Karlson was one of the greatest men I have ever known, he fought by my side, from the siege of P.F. Changs, to the fall of Panda Express.

The wounds he sustained ensuring our victory should have earned him a hero's welcome into Australia.

But the government had little need for heroes...

I do not wish to live in this timeline anyomore.