I've heard of Ohio, so I can confirm that others have witnessed this

I remember in the 80's when this Ad was everywhere, on billboards and bus benches and magazines and newspapers. Pretty sure it won some awards.

The TV commercial version was the same woman smiling, just a slow zoom in towards her smiling face, but there was this quiet static in the background with eerie footsteps coming closer for about 15 seconds before the audio dropped to total silence for a few seconds, then a narrator (James Earl Jones-style) said the motto, and the woman said the bit about the free fries, followed by another 5 seconds of silence while she kept smiling; but the smile was cracking, fading, her face muscles unable or unwilling to hold the pose until they suddenly dropped into a look of terror right as the commercial ended.

The 80's were weird, bro

Is... Is this a true story?

Hats are back

Fashion has declared it to be so

...I am fashion, for the first and only time ever.

Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade

Saw this one so many times when I was younger

Agreed! Might be better phrased as,

"We've made so many advancements that 2023 Tim Cook would look at 2024 Tim Cook utterly horrified at his own ineptitude, and look at a mirror while holding up a big L on his forehead before giving himself an atomic wedgie.

I'm not a fan of the whole "atomic wedgie" bit either, feels dated

I still don't know what ich_iel is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

1. Pick some friends that you like
2. Download "I Am Never Going To Give You Up" by Rick Roll
3. Put the song on the disk in very low quality .mp3
4. Give the disks away as "fun, retro" drink coasters
5. Watch as they use the coasters, unaware that you Rick Rollered them

I don't understand why they think he's worth this much money and effort when by all accounts Chipotle is a shell of its former glory

I hate how this is phrased as "redundancies". IGN literally JUST bought these outlets, they haven't had time to dig into and examine the organizations they acquired; it's just straight into the Corpo playbook of "lay people off and let the dust settle where it may".

These are people, not "redundancies". They contributed in the old organization, and they could contribute in the new, but they never even got the chance.

Yup, it's a little known secret of our economy that roughly 15% of the populace makes over $10,000 a month evaluating restaurants, aka, eating at them and filing reports.

Those reports are essential for us all, and I for one have been perpetually grateful for the knowledge I have gleaned from them.

It's simple, then:

We ban ads. All ads, everywhere.