Iβve never seen a mentally ill building before.
As a kid I had a short phase where I was obsessed with stickers and wanted to stick them on every part of the house. Seeing this I'm glad my parents didn't let me.
Wow. Awful taste and poor execution! What a trip.
Egyptian hieroglyphs and Jedward - tasteful combination.
100x the sales revenue if it be listed on the art market rather than the property market.
The two crucifixes are a nice addition to all that.
IDK if Β£125,000 is cheap for the area, but I imagine it would cost a lot more than it's worth to fix it. Looks like a bit of a disaster I'd expect to see on one of those shite reality shows where they fix up a house to flip it.
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If someone had the funds for it, this could be remade into a lovely home with a lovely garden. There is potential there... but holy shit the amount of renovation that needs to be done before a real human can move in is exhausting.
It'll be bought by a "property investor" who will gut it, put in new bathroom and kitchen, redecorate in shades of grey, then resell it for a serious profit. They might clear the back yard and put down turf as well. It'll all take a couple of months unless there's something seriously wrong, eg rotten roof.
It's like a doctor who episode that really shit the bed
Were there boobs in pic 15 or something?
TBH I feel like maybe the wall of teen idols with a crucifix above them all tells a story I am not sure I want to hear.
But...having seen a lot of generic greige walls in my day, I admire something that's immediately so ugly to my eyes. Genuinely.
Most homes have good bones, but this one has whole preserved bodies.
"A gas fireplace is not inherently a fire hazard, so we made sure to drag this flimsy drape all the way across it."
Okay but the ceiling runner pattern kinda works.
Can we talk about the singular run of fence? Nevermind the house, that's where my questions lie.
The rest of the fence wasn't putting up with that shit. Nature starting to heal in that backyard....
Did they just let the kids decorate?
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad theyβre funny.
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