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[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago

Being born a drug dealer sounds pretty wild

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago

Well excuse me for following the proud and noble family trade.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

The life chooses you

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago
[-] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

Assigned drug dealer at birth

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

All drug dealers are bastards/bad

[-] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

idk the molly/lsd/weed plug is pretty legit in my book

[-] callyral@pawb.social 39 points 6 days ago

well, if i was born as a japanese girl, i would be very confused there because i can't speak or read japanese.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 6 days ago

That's the best part about being born, unlike just quantum leaping into a situation people forgive your lack of understanding and gladly teach you. However, should you be born a Japanese girl with full knowledge of your past life one should avoid speaking their own language as questions WILL be asked... These are all just hypotheticals of course...

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

you know, I never hear about the japanese struggling with their language. granted, I don't speak japanese either so I wouldn't know if they were.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk -4 points 6 days ago

I refuse to believe anyone can actually read Japanese. I can speak a very little bit of Japanese but I have no idea about the language at all. I don't know how to approach a language that lacks the concept of an alphabet.

How to Japanese people know how to write a particular word? In most languages you can hear the word and at least get a good idea of how it's written, even if it's a made-up word. In manga there are a lot of made up, in universe words, and I do not understand how they decide how to write to write to them down or how anyone who reads those words knows how to pronounce the word.

I refuse to believe anyone can actually read Japanese.

that in itself is an insanely funny sentence.

[-] Soulg@ani.social 4 points 6 days ago

They have a syllabary instead of an alphabet. It's really not that hard to learn.

[-] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

They have syllables just like we do. The 3 (alphabets) as you would call them are one for the basics, one for foreign words and kanji which is like 500+ signs for different things. But every kanji can be written with the basic syllables as well.

[-] BurnoutDV@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

If only it would be only 500 :/ Its 2000 for basic reading unfortunately

[-] shani66@ani.social 2 points 6 days ago

There are multiple Japanese alphabets, using kana on your phone will even turn it into kanji. Kanji sucks and is insane as a writing system.

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago

just be a cute Brazilian estrogen dealer

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

I mean, they didn't specify what drugs they deal so...

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 20 points 6 days ago

Japan is an awful place to be a Girl, or anything.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

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[-] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 13 points 6 days ago

Did you know brazil owns all of the world but brazil was kind enough to give the other countries their own land once again proving brazil is number 1

[-] wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 6 points 6 days ago

"Nรบmero um" it's not fucking spanish

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

CAMPEรƒO DO MUNDO ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ทโ˜๏ธ

[-] shani66@ani.social 6 points 6 days ago

Probably pretty cool to be obscenely wealthy there

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Most aren't tho.

ADDAB ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Man, who doesn't

GAHT is a hell of a drug to deal tho, just don't get high on your own supply

[-] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago
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