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[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 77 points 1 week ago

Literally just siphoning wealth from society.

[-] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago

Just like cancer. And when it comes to cancer there only two options. Let the cancer kill the body, or we "cure" it first.

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

I prefer radiation therapy.

[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 73 points 1 week ago

If Oracle and Microsoft crash and burn when the bubble pops, it would be absolutely amazing

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago

Microsoft won't, but Oracle... I'm having trouble figuring out what Oracle sells nowadays that is worth paying money for. Are there really that many companies still hooked on Oracle's DB?

[-] bl4kers@beehaw.org 22 points 1 week ago

Oracle owns Cerner, the largest IT medical provider. No major competitor either, since they're multinational and most competitors are single country or regional

[-] cityboundforest@beehaw.org 11 points 1 week ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't they also own TikTok in the US now?

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 18 points 1 week ago
[-] redsand@infosec.pub 10 points 1 week ago

I read this as Microslop can't operate postgres

[-] TerabyteRex@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ms does use postgres. In fact in was a dev on the postgres team at microsoft that found the russian malware in XZ that almost got included in red hat lts and compromised the entire internet

[-] punksnotdead@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

There's no conclusive evidence it was Russian. It could just as likely be American, Chinese, Israeli, French, etc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XZ_Utils_backdoor

[-] redsand@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

I would be even more shocked to learn that person still works there. Crazy world time to check LinkedIn

[-] msage@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

M$ actually bought Citus Data, so they are embracing Pgsql.

[-] Hirom@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

Oracle needs a good dose of adversarial interoperability.

[-] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

There are a lot of big companies using Hyperion Financial Management, Hyperion Planning and other EPM stuff.

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I can't help but think of the Borderlands corpos, now.

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

The Ellisons don't care, they're in the media business now. They now control a sizeable portion of the news media, and as well as entertainment. It will bring in even more money, and also make them among the most influential people on the planet.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

They'll be expecting government handouts to not go bankrupt and that's why they're spending as much as they can. They'll get that money back anyway.

[-] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

This will be the easiest government to get handouts from.

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 week ago

They must be cumming buckets once they realized journalists are gormless enough to blindly regurgitate their press releases about how these are AI driven job losses and totally not layoffs due to typical business fuckery.

[-] TehPers@beehaw.org 11 points 1 week ago

The job losses are AI-driven, though. The upper management fucked around with pouring billions into AI and found out, and the people who had nothing to do with that decision get to pay for it.

[-] Arcka@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

This has been in motion since before AI was being pushed in everything.

[-] fodor@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 week ago

Can you imagine if tech workers decided they might want to unionize? That would be an exciting day.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

They should, although it's a bit late. Should have done it long before everyone got fired.

[-] ideonek@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago

It won't save them.

[-] slauraure@beehaw.org 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wouldn't/shouldn't investors see huge layoffs like this as a sign that the company isn't doing too hot? In a logical world the stock price should be plummeting right now... Oh they're down 25 % so far this year, so maybe it is.

[-] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

This is a sign they know they're near the end. They're looting everything they can before the company crashes.

[-] st3ph3n@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago

Silicon Valley is rotten to its core.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

my dude has a very punchable face if i've ever seen one.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

All that plastic. Picture it sounding like an old-time squeezy car horn.

this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2026
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