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I wake up on a Monday and I get a horse-girl based WTF.

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Clearly ya'll have not known any horse girls.

This is extremely normal for them.

I'd be willing to bet there are nearly 0 horse girls who are not also absolute super fans of some kind of cartoon media / video game.

I dated a horse girl back in the mid to late 00's.

She was studying Japanese at Uni, and I am 90% sure she was writing fan subs for Death Note, as it was coming out.

Oh and she also was just fully fabricating her own cosplays, like multiple a year, at the kind of quality level you'd see people making businesses out of on etsy, a decade later.

... We did not end up working out, but she's since gone on to literally cross all of Mongolia, on horseback.

Do not fuck with nor underestimate horse girls.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I wish I had that dedication.

She was studying Japanese at Uni, and I am 90% sure she was writing fan subs for Death Note, as it was coming out.

Another solid data point for my “horse girl to elder emo pipeline” theory. My working theory is that all horse girls eventually evolve into (at least) one of the following two groups: Elder emo girls, or tail girls.

[-] ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly, this sounds fun. Cosplaying, enjoy talks about the anime, being sportive and just having a fun time.

Prefer this than all the current conflicts in the world.

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Better than the quidditch craze from 10 years ago, until it's revealed a horse is transphobic.

[-] Endmaker@ani.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

until it's revealed a horse is transphobic

The premise of umamusume is that horses from our world get reincarnated as horse girls in the world of umamusume.

Yes, even the male horses.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Klear@quokk.au 1 points 1 month ago
[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Waiting for the bombshell documentary, Seabiscuit 2, to show some of those uncomfortable truths.

[-] horse@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

until it's revealed a horse is transphobic.

No need to worry there, I think I speak for all of us when I say: Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️‍⚧️

so you're trans horse phobic 🤨️

[-] horse@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Neigh. We welcome all identities, human or otherwise.

[-] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

WTF is a "horse girl"? Umamusume? Is that some anime thing I'm not weeb enough to know?

I'm afraid to ask these questions because I feel like I'm always so disappointed in the answer.

[-] FG_3479@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's a mobile game where you train anime girls modeled after horses to race.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

In this case, a horse girl is an anime girl with horse ears and a horse tail. Umamusume is a gotcha game where you manage a horse girl that participates in a horse race. It's very similar to Monster Rancher, except with FOMO and horny.

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Umamusume is a gotcha game

Small nitpick, but it’s actually “gatcha” or “gasha” because it comes from the Japanese word “gatchapon/gashapon”. The word is derived from two different Japanese onomatopoeias:
Gasha - The sound of a toy capsule dispenser handle being cranked/turned.
Pon - The sound of a toy capsule landing in the output slot of the machine.

Basically, you know those little coin-operated toy capsule dispensers that you can find in arcades? The ones that have little toys, stickers, candy, etc. inside? They usually look something like this:

Yeah, these things are wildly popular in Japan. They’re colloquially referred to as “gatchapon”. There are massive stores full of these gatchapon machines. Brands will do promos for new anime, TV shows, band album releases, etc… Collectors spend a lot of money to get the rare collectibles from these machines, because not all the toys are the same rarity.

And a gatchapon game is the same basic concept, but in a digital format. You get pulls/draws/{whatever the game calls them} via some method (usually purchasing them, because that is usually how the game makes money), and then those pulls are used to get new things. Sometimes characters, sometimes equipment, sometimes new outfits, etc… It’s literally gambling, because the best stuff is virtually always gated behind some hilariously small jackpot odds.

Again, small nitpick. I just think it’s interesting (and horrifying, because it’s literally slot machine style “keep rolling cuz the next one may be a jackpot” style gambling) how much the mobile game market has come to rely on gatcha mechanics in recent years. There is a lot of (well deserved) condemnation of loot boxes in kids games, but somehow gatcha games have managed to skirt around it.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It’s literally gambling, because the best stuff is virtually always gated behind some hilariously small jackpot odds.

I assumed they intentionally misspelled it as a clever nod to this aspect of the genre

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Uma (馬) is horse in Japanese and musume (娘) is daughter (or young, unmarried woman, I guess). Beyond that, I have no idea what is going on.

[-] BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for this invaluable insight into the epidemiology of horse girls.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

horse/human fetish/

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago
[-] LwL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Because it is, somehow, an actually very well made game. One of those things where I first just learned about the anime and just thought that sounds dumb, but man the game is actually fun. Also the recent spinoff anime series (cinderella gray) was actually just a very good sports anime.

[-] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The movie that came out semi recently was also really goddamn good

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The game's actually really well made. The anime is fantastic with a good author behind it. It is incredibly respectful to the horses in the heritage of them. Honestly, all things said and done. It's just a generally highly polished IP with a lot of respect to the source material on the horses and it does a lot of charity and good.

The fans are just crazy

[-] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every day, we stray further from god

[-] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Oh please. There's nothing wrong with a bunch of girls horsing around.

[-] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

That's why we made horse girls that can chase him down before he gets away

[-] Quicky@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago
[-] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago

And that’s a good thing. Why believe in fairytales?

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

I was born in Denver and have been a lifelong Broncos fan…. Now because of this I have to answer questions whenever I wear a jersey.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Amazing! Love it. I was too poor to be a horse girl in high school. I knew some girls that were and this seems very much something they'd do!

[-] PMmeTrebuchets@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I kinda love it honestly.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well, at least they’re outside.

[-] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Amazing how much cultural cache horse racing industry propaganda has these days.

[-] thingsiplay@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

I didn't even know "Horse Girl" is a word that existed.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It always meant “girls obsessed with horses” to me growing up. I remember some of the assholes at my high school giving them a hard time asking them if they want to fuck the horses.

This seems like a whole different thing entirely.

[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is different, yes (it's another gacha game with horse racing as the main concept, except the horses are anime girls). But the Venn Diagram between the two different breeds of "horse girls" is looking more and more like a circle with each passing day

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

One thing that makes it fun is each of the characters they add is based on an actual race-horse. For instance there's a memetic and weird racer named Gold Ship, based on a horse of the same name that was similarly wacky and unpredictable.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's "horsey girl".

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, they are different things.

A horse girl, in my understanding of the phrase, isn't merely conceptual obsession... its actually being a stablehand, a rider, a trainer, a groomer, something like that; actually being around horses for significant amounts of time.

I guess this is a dated reference at this point but Beth from Rick and Morty is a horse girl, a girl who really likes to play with pony toys is not.

Though, horse girls ... do tend to be somewhere between eccentric to bonkers, I would not put it past them to have some ... fair amount of kink.

That being said, if you can actually ride a horse, you've seen a horse cock, and you know that'll fucking kill you.

Its kinda similar to how people who actually are familiar with guns, and are not total idiots, will cringe at people who know nothing about guns, making all kinds of gun jokes and 'deductions' that actually make no sense.

[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That being said, if you can actually ride a horse, you've seen a horse cock, and you know that'll fucking kill you.

Indeed, who can forget the embarrassing demise of Mr Hands?

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

I would have guessed a "horse girl" is a girl who likes horses and probably horse-riding. Wouldn't have been surprised: when I was a teen, we had 50% boys/girls horse riders, and today it seems most teen horse-riders are girls.
But this is beyond anything I would have imagined. I guess I'm reaching that age where I can't comprehend the young's trends.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've never met a male who was into horses or horseback riding my entire life.

I have met/known several horse girls/women and they all fit the stereotype of being a spoiled princess who throws crying tantrums when they don't get their way. I regularly get interest from horse women on dating apps, but ignore them all because of this.

And to clarify, I'm talking about people who own/ride horses and often do dressage and or showjumping stuff. Not people who fantasize about it.

That said, I have not ever met a horsegirl who was also into anime. That's a genre cross over that I am just learning about today from this article.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I bet a dollar you live more than an hour from most stables. It's like skiing. It's a luxurious hobby at its base. If you're local, it's not that big a deal and lots of neighbors are into. If you have to travel to maintain the hobby and you do, in fact, maintain it, you're either very dedicated or very well off.

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Nice to meet you! I'm a dude, and I absolutely love horseriding! A passion passed on to me by my father, who himself got from my grandfather, and that I passed on to my daughter! As for girls, in the stables we (daughter and myself) go to, there are many girls, but not many princesses and/or spoiled children.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -2 points 1 month ago

It's that stupid running girl game that's been advertised everywhere. It's just another way to milk people who are in a certain period. And their minds are too fogged to see how dumb it is.

[-] moxymarauder@thelemmy.club 0 points 1 month ago

I was sad it wasn't about the Berlin-based DJ.

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago
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