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[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 98 points 2 years ago

Real women have eyes the size of small plates, their head is twice as wide as their hips and they don't have visible noses, unless viewed from the side.

Wait a minute, have women been Greys this entire time?

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[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 2 years ago

I'll never forget when people lost their shit over the Horizon Zero Dawn protagonist having peach fuzz on her face.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

The thing that got me was that they bothered.

You mean the people who are getting paid loads of money to model characters all day? I wonder why they bothered too. /s

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago

What, you think they have lip-waxing in the apocalyptic far future?

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[-] Saltblue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

And mocap actress was so pretty they had to tone down the alloy model, and make it uglier, in TLoU2 Abby's man body model, when they could have used a women's body model.

it's truly a artistic choice? Or it's the devs badly disguised fetish?

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 48 points 2 years ago

What fetish are you suggesting the employees of these companies in the chain of approval for these decisions all coincidentally had in common for it to make it out to a public audience unchallenged?

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[-] Redrum714@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago

To be fair that does look like a dude

[-] Elivey@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago

You seriously need to go outside if you think that looks like a man holy fuck

[-] Redrum714@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

it’s okay kid, you’re allowed to be attracted to men with long hair.

[-] Elivey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I am attracted to men with long hair.

Don't know what that has to do with this picture though, this doesn't look like a man.

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[-] Remmock@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

It’s Homelander in a red wig.

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago

here this explains everything:

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[-] xxxSexMan69xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago
[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

where's the chaos dragon

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

theyre right this DOES explain everything

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[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

The constsnt push for realistic graphics has created this kind of paradox where Gamers want games to look 1:1 like real life but they also have no idea what a normal human woman looks like.

[-] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Honestly, my first thought was that she looks like a younger Amy Dumas (aka Lita from WWE). It's really pretty weird that people are so quick to say she looks like a man just because she doesn't look like a waif.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Can I have games that look like Deep Rock Galactic but higher framerates and more zombies and more emergent gameplay dynamics?

Also devs who aren't crunched and are well paid so they can parent and touch grass sometimes too.

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[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 years ago
[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

If I had to guess: Harry Potter takes his glasses off, makes love to Frodo, and they have a beautiful baby boy.

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She looks like an average woman. People who go outside and interact with people understand that not every woman looks like a supermodel

[-] Redrum714@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

People who go outside and are not socially inept unlike yourself also realize some women can look like a man at a glance.

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago

Funny ad-hom definitely helps your argument

If this is what a "woman that looks like a man" is to you, you have not met enough women

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 14 points 2 years ago

Or men for that matter.

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[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 years ago

looking at just her face while ignoring her hair it kinda does

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[-] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

no srsly. deeply. honestly.

WTF?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 2 years ago

Looks a bit like Kristen Stewart in that screenshot.

There's just a lot of neckbeards out there that assume any woman with a better chin than them (and that's not difficult) is a man.

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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I think, "Alloy has a beard." Is the best example of this.

[-] SapphironZA@lemmings.world 11 points 2 years ago

Nah, it's only Bethesda that does not know.

[-] onion@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Can somebody explain the re-Xed X?

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 56 points 2 years ago

The straightest Peter (parker) got the manliest MJ (Mary Jane), sadge (twitch emote for sad/cringe). It's a chud being a chud about Mary Jane not being fuckable enough for their tastes in a spiderman game, because that's an opinion people have now I guess

[-] Remmock@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

To he fair regarding the facts, MJ is supposed to be far more attractive than a “normal” woman and way out of Peter’s league. She fixes his fashion and gets him to ditch the glasses.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago

Idk, after a quick google I think this portrayal of MJ is faithful. Perhaps that's just me/my tastes. She's well above average. I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone that could honestly say that she's average/below average.

Within the confines of comic books and adjacent media, perhaps she's not as attractive as originally intended due to the hypersexualization of people in this genre. That's more of a comment on the social conditions that lead to this trope rather than if she's fuckable or not though

[-] Remmock@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Eh, fair shakes.

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[-] John_Coomsumer@beehaw.org 16 points 2 years ago

There like 56 versions of MJ and some have wildly different character traits, visual features, and relationships with Peter, to claim that MJ is "supposed to be" anything just betrays ignorance of the franchise

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[-] instamat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Can you explain the straightest Peter part too?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

I can't.

I guess I missed the part in Spider-Man Homecoming, where Peter and Ned cupped each others balls...

[-] objectionist@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

you mean the retweeted tweet? because why the fuck would you show a corporation manners

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

I'm enjoying that their question really was gibberish to me before you put it in normal terms. May it always remain that way

[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Ah yes. Gamers are the oanes who want to push graphics to 1:1 with reality.

[-] SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

But she looks like shit

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