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spoilerMost people drive through South Texas and see nothing — scrubby brush, dry heat, thorns. I used to see it that way too. Then I met Joey Santore.

Joey is a botanist, illustrator, and the voice behind Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't. A few years ago, he did something most people only talk about: he acquired a piece of Tamaulipan Thornscrub — one of the rarest ecosystems in North America — and started protecting it.

Less than 1% of this ecosystem is formally protected. Most of what remains sits on private ranch land, unrecognized or actively cleared. We spent a day walking his land to understand what's actually out there, and why it matters.

00:00 — What Most People Miss in South Texas

01:00 — The Tamaulipan Thornscrub

01:45 — Walking the Land with Joey Santore

03:00 — The Goliad Gravels

04:00 — Plants That Wait

06:00 — Peyote and the Plants Worth Protecting

08:30 — Javelinas, Feral Pigs, and Evolutionary History

11:00 — Why This Place Is Worth Paying Attention To

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[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah, Crime Pays but Botany doesn't is one of the best youtubers

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Especially with his recent series targeting bad landscaping, he's precisely the kind of plant scientist I'm trying to become. There are plenty of right-wingers who are angry about plants in bad and unscientific ways, but there aren't enough left-wingers angrily advocating for plants in good ways with scientific grounding. It's such an easy in-road for us in greater urbanism advocacy.

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, absolutely. His "Spiritually Depraved and Misery-Inducing Landscapes of North America" series is so fucking cathartic as someone who deeply hates American lawn culture.

[-] Rashav3rak@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

i'd never heard of him until yt started recommending those videos but i'm a fan now

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He published a book, Concrete Botany: The Ecology of Plants in the Age of Human Disturbance. The hard covers just started shipping. I haven’t had a chance to actually start reading my copy yet, but it looks good in my giant stack of books to read.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Before seeing anything other than the title I was like "this is Crime Pays isn't it" and of course it is. Dude is an absolute gem

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Thats home to me.

I love the south Texas scrub. I've spent a large portion of my life lucky enough to be able to roam it. Even gotten to hunt peyote there multiple times. It really is ugly to most but I think it's beautiful. Thanks for posting this it didn't show up in my feed despite other crimepays vids showing up.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm jealous! I haven't been able to explore most of Colorado's arid ecosystems yet, but they're such a nice contrast to how I view the mountains. In the Rockies you can piss in a circle and hit ten of the most beautiful things you've ever seen. There's so much to look at that 90% of it doesn't stand out. Focusing on one nice flower misses the Ansel Adams nonsense going on behind it. In the arid regions I have visited, individual plants and features take on a lot more significance. Exploring that landscape in slow motion gives me a better sense of the ecosystem than I get from a hike to a vista.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I donated to that and still need to make my trip out there. They're trying to get a parking lot and pit toilet in first.

I really want to be the first to put some trails on openstreetmap nerd

[-] astutemural@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ayyyy Joeyyyy!

That guy is one of the titans of the world. Glad to see him getting more recognition.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

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