A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said "honey that's gross why didn't you wash your hands?"

He responded, "well for one, it's not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I'll be alright touching it every once in awhile."

https://youtu.be/X29lF43mUlo

All yall need to know about washing your hands every fucking time you go to bathroom. And people who use hand sanitizer all the time get sicker more. Killing your immune system.

I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.

More precisely, why the fuck??

I know a guy who won’t go in public toilets or at anyone else’s house, but at a pinch might make a crazy nest of toilet paper over the seat. You can take it too far - the world is not a sterile place.