My neighbor's aunt is a prostitute and I paid her to lick my acorn a few weeks ago for my birthday, I bet this is hers. She had some pretty whacked out teeth but it wasn't because they were bad, she just had some kind of experimental glow in the dark tattoo of her name on them. She's my favorite hooker in the whole wide world.
You know what, good for you. Keep on keeping on.
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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