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[-] Willoughby@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

approximately ±100 years

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Never not put off until tomorrow what you can be today.

[-] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Precariously balancing sometime between the Theia Collision and Heat Death of the universe, while focusing entirely on the now.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

I like what you've done with the timeslot

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 days ago

Always in the moment. No past, no future. Linear time is an illusion.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Me, a quantum intellectual

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 days ago

Quantum? Damn near killed 'im!

[-] Alcyonaria@piefed.world 2 points 4 days ago
[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 2 points 4 days ago

I wish I knew. Let me know if anyone figures it out!

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Two days from now

[-] Geki@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

I haven't eaten since later this afternoon.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

You will have understood this assignment.

[-] allywilson@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

sounds like a date

A meat sac filed with electricity and anger

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Are you one of those loot boxes at the supermutants' lairs?

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

In a time prison forced to live through predestined events alone until the end of time itself.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

Pothos is a species in the arum family Araceae, native to Mo'orea in the Society Islands of French Polynesia. The species is a popular houseplant in temperate regions, but has also become naturalised in tropical and sub-tropical forests worldwide, including northern South Africa, Australia, Southeast Asia, Indian subcontinent, the Pacific Islands and the West Indies, where it has caused severe ecological damage in some cases.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

livin the moment

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

I'm on first base.

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 days ago
[-] xia@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

...he said, days ago.

this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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