Honestly on so many things, no joke there but the right constantly proposes the democrats as, awesome and great.

It's like

Right: My democratic opponent wants to help the homeless, and make sure average people have a dignified life. and not torture babies for no reason!

People: Hey you know that actually sounds like a good idea

Actual democratic candidate: Those people on the right are slandering me, don't worry I won't make any of your lives easier, and here I'll torture a baby right now to prove this slander wrong!

3 chuds downvoted.

If only the Left and the Right could work together to prevent the cyborg uprising of the capitalists that makes way for fully automated pansexual gender fluid capitalism.

I feel like it would be more like Repo Men (2010) if it were to happen.

But this would pretty cool