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She could've made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
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How would you know if you don't try?
They could have tried already and failed.
You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"
Amateurs
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
He ain't me
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I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. Sheβs that good!
Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
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Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
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Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
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I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
Fucking monsters.
I love her just the way she is.
The women in the photo is allegedly not "La MuΓ±eca" she is Nayeli Paola SuΓ‘rez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance...
Skill issue?
Don't worry, i'm a mechanic.
What needs fixing? Why was she caught?
She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.
"Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy."
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i would make her worse
I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
The assassinations.
No-one's perfect.
She was killing the wrong people?
I was hoping she could fix me.
I can fix her
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
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I think she is the Fixer
I think I can do it
That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?
This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.
That was recently relevant in the wake of Amazon bricking older Kindles, I think.
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Maybe because it's not /breakingnews?
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