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But it adds phenomenal depth
(midwest.social)
This is how Dragonball starts
"name five women"
Silmarillion enthusiast: "Melian, Lúthien, Galadriel, Idril, ... uh... Ungoliant?"
"John you want to add some women to this? The entire first book is 9 dudes walking and taking to a bunch of other dudes."
"I'm gonna make a whole race of TREES and they're not even going to know where their women ARE!"
“I’m gonna make a whole race of TREES and they’re not even going to know where their women ARE!”
Is Ungoliant the giant spider? I forgot.
That's Shelob. Which counts! We got 5!
Edit: actually nevermind, you were right. Ungoliant is also a giant spider
Specifically, Shelob's mom, IIRC. Which means, unlike Shelob, Ungoliant's sex actually matters to the story.
Shelob is the mother of the mirkwood spiders isn't she? Those spiders were never identified as male or female, so I assume they don't have any lesser children.
Points to random passing woman: -- I dub thee Meredith!
Hide and seek world record?
Fuck the elves. Murderous bastards.
Fuck the elves. Hot horny bastards.
Man, remember the characters name in the silmarillion was hard,
Dafuq you talkin about? I even spoke to one once!
*Dafuq you tolkien about?
Was it your mom?
That totally counts!
Did she sound single?
Stay away, homewrecker!
Only once?
"that guy make me feel funny inside."
"Something wrong with that fellas chest!"
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