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[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I did not involuntarily shit and piss myself. It was a tactical defecation to increase my odds of survival. Many tremendous biologists are saying it is a highly evolved trait in nature, and that what I’ve done is a textbook example of what to do in such cases.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

geordi-no Posting hog

geordi-yes Posting hognose

actually came here to post this lmao

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 16 points 1 week ago

Is there a video of him "rushing" out? Dude hasn't rushed anything that wasn't a hamburger

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 6 days ago

His wet farts are also very rushed!

[-] D61@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One of these days, one of these false flags is actually gonna be a real one.

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Dying as an unintended consequence of a false flag event would be so great.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

i tactically deployed my body to the ground as a kinetic tactic to reacquire the initiative.

my high pitched screams were a psychological weapon.

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

In another life I'd be a secret service agent just for the opportunity to judo slam US presidents to the ground and oopsie fail to take a bullet from them

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