Doctor in board: "Help, I'm trapped in a board! Is there a carpenter on the flight??"
TBF attendants on Spirit likely know it's the end of the road for their career and they don't GAF.
Carp Enters: "Help, I cant breathe! Is there a fish tank salesman on the flight?"
Realistically, you might get an EMT?
Or maybe a doctor of literature.
I'm a PhD but how can I help?.
Last time I recall flying Spirit (which was many years ago) at the end of the flight, the attendant gave the whole speech about "thank you for flying Spirit Airlines, America's premiere budget airline" or whatever it is they say.
From the back of the plane I hear a voice call out "...you charged me for water!"
I remember an attendant once said "And to those who said they'd 'never fly with us again': Welcome back! " ๐๐๐
Anyone who thinks doctors don't fly Spirit, but can explain why they haven't updated any of the magazines in the waiting room in twenty years, please speak up.
Because they don't have to read the magazines in the waiting room? They would have to suffer through a shitty flight though. They spend money on things that affect them personally, I feel like it's not that hard to understand.
I mean... It's right in the name...
Or Conan O'Brien's Dr. Arroyo
"in board"
Words hard, apparently.
Employees who speak pretty cost extra. Forgoing those is just one of the many revolutionary cost cutting innovations of Spirit.
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