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[-] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Jenna Ellis better shut the fuck up before Christian rights make her shut the fuck up

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Up next on the "saying the quiet part out loud" show...

This is what all christian nationalists (and most of the adjacent folks in politics) have believed for a long time. She's just saying it out loud.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

How do I live I a world where saying something like this doesn't end a person's public career?

[-] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Figuratively of course. We wouldn't want her to potentially feel any pleasure from human contact.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I’m more concerned about her producing more crotch goblins, to be honest.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe she'd quietly discover that there are acceptable reasons for someone to have an abortion (in a very her-shaped limited circumstances kind of way) instead.

[-] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

So would the Founding Fathers.

[-] shirasho@feddit.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why are Christians trying to speak for God and what God wants? Isn't that pure blasphemy?

[-] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

We all need religious freedom from christians. We're not in your fucking cult, that was your lifestyle choice.

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Is this sanctioned lawyer still talking?

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hey she said the quiet part out loud.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Haven't they always said this?

Freedom of speech only applies to MAGA rhetoric.

Freedom of the press only applies to the conservative press.

Freedom of assembly only applies to MAGA rallies.

But hey. At least you don't have that arrogant brown lady.

[-] Soulg@ani.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

They've always believed it but just outright saying it bluntly is new

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