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[-] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 16 points 1 week ago

I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as those delusional MAGA dorks love getting screwed over by Trump.

[-] Crystalbound@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Must be so nice to go through life as stupid as them

[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Idk they seem pretty fucking miserable all the time. Bunch of angry mouthbreathing dorks.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I once saw a 50 year old woman who weighed about 500lbs, on a mobility scooter running her mouth at another woman in target.

The other woman just was minding her own business shopping. Then adult power wheels rolls up and starts barking at her to go back to her homeland.

The woman explained that she was a native american. To which jabba the slut replied "THEN GO BACK TO NATIVE LAND!!!"

Every fiber of my being was thinking how I should have walked over, turned the key off her hoverround, took the key, and walk away with it. What's she gonna do? Follow me?

Still wish I had.

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I get yelled at by my wife and my therapist all the time for saying "I wish I was dumb, because then I'd be happy."

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well yeah. Say stupid. Dumb means mute and it's rude.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Too bad they're dragging the rest of us down with them at the moment.

[-] Rod_Orm@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago

ignorance is bliss

[-] Syndication@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

They always talk about how "the left" are cucks, yet they love being cucked by Trump. Curious.

[-] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago
[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Yep that's why the South watches the most trans porn and gay porn. It's all projection because that's all their tiny brains are capable of.

[-] volore@scribe.disroot.org 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Quick, someone ask him how Gavin Newsom managed to raise gas prices here in Pennsylvania, too. And the rest of the country. I genuinely want to hear his reasoning, I think it would be entertaining.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Newsom? I thought Carney did that!

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Newsom didn't start The Stupidest War Ever. But, I suppose it's easy to convince stupid people that Newsome is to blame, somehow, even though gas prices are going up everywhere.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

even though gas prices are going up everywhere.

These fucks never travel anywhere more than one or two counties away, and their only source of information about what happens outside that limited area is Fox News.

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

There is no date on the first one, but I'm thinking these two tweets are far apart in time. They are just set up in this image to show the unabashed hypocrisy this fuckwit does just to gargle Trump's balls.

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, Trust The Plan

Q

[-] potate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I used to have a little chuckle when I drove my EV past people lining up at gas stations, now I full on Homer Simpson laugh.

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Even my EV F150 would be only about $60 from 0-100% at peak PG&E summer rates (4pm-8pm). And I just avoid those charging times, so it's more like $40.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The way they fetishize some old gross fat fuck who shits himself and can barely form a coherent sentence is just beyond me...

[-] voidsignal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

wow. so much wrongness in a single picture

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Hey, hey Tony!

TONY!

Yeah?

You tired of gargling Trump's balls?

Whasamatterwidyou?

Go fuck your self.

[-] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Gas prices apparently only become a crisis when the other team is in charge.

[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

They are unprincipled cultists and I wish them a merry $9.00 / gal.

[-] Amberskin@europe.pub 0 points 1 week ago

Are those idiots real or it’s just satire?

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, this is real.

Roughly 1/4 to 1/3 of this country is in a goofy as fuck, anti-reality, violent and dangerous death cult, called MAGA.

You know how like in Japan or SK, large wealthy cults have an outsized impact on politics, scandals when it turns out a PM or whoever got a bunch of money from one?

We elected our cult leader president.

Thats... thats roughly the framing you need, for this to maybe actually make sense in your brain, as anything other than the worlds grandest reality TV show.


Yougov recently did a poll.

https://yougov.com/en-us/articles/54707-how-many-americans-think-they-could-beat-donald-trump-in-a-fight

On average, 66% of Americans think they could win a fight, an actual fist fight, with Donald Trump.

10% thought they'd lose, 24% unsure.

Now break it down by party.

Democrats:

75% would win, 5% would lose, 20% unsure.

Republicans:

39% would win, 33% would lose, 28% unsure.

...

So thats's 25% of Dems don't think they're certain to win, vs 61% of Reps don't think they're certain to win...

... a fight against an obese and literally demented 79 year old with bone spurs, who wears diapers, and is often seen nodding off during meetings.

You really can only explain something like this by framing the hardcore MAGA folks as delusional, mentally impaired cult members.

They have Trump Derangement Syndrome, but its the opposite of what they think it is... its North Korea levels of Dear Leader god-king worship.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I am a fit 50-something lady and no I don't think I could beat up the fascist in chief because fat guys have mass on their side. I can think of ways (like the personal protection fighting that gets taught to women) to do enough to run away, but don't underestimate fat guys. They carry all that weight around all the time.

[-] Pofski@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Go for the knees

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