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Anon struggles with OLED (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 92 points 2 weeks ago

If I don’t have 20 unique websites from 20 unique countries simultaneously drive by downloading malware onto my computer, I can nearly guarantee that I’m not even aroused. The banal smut that composes their transfixion deserves to be branded not onto their screen, but onto their skin, so all will understand who they truly are at their core. A milquetoast ejaculator.

[-] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 4 points 1 week ago

Peak writing

[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 weeks ago

Can you fix this by watching XVideos with inverted screen

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Then the burn will be on the bottom instead of the top

I suggest using a spinning mount and set the monitor orientation to constantly rotate slowly. Problem solved.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 63 points 2 weeks ago

Inverted colours lol

[-] DecentM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 weeks ago

Probably meant inverted colour, so dark areas are bright and bright areas are dark

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 26 points 2 weeks ago

Luckily some furry has already made a guide and a calculator for this https://sprocketfox.io/xssfox/2021/12/02/xrandr/

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I do like the idea of spinning, hypnotic porn.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, meatspin.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Probably makes it worse.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 weeks ago

Tell anyone who asks that you were just hanging out too much on X/Twitter. No wait, I think that's worse than the truth.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 35 points 2 weeks ago

The goon stamp.

[-] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Isn’t the screen shifting the full frame slightly to prevent this? Like just a few pixels so it’s not noticeable.

I guess a logo is too large for that to be effective.

[-] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

On most newer OLEDs, yes. Anon could be using a 20 year old monitor for all we know

this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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